Review: Womanizer Starlet 3 – Princess Previews



Womanizer Starlet 3

I’ve been on a hunt lately to find good quality suction on a budget. It saw me review the viral Sohimi ROSE, try out the infamous OSUGA Cuddly Bird (also known as the Biird Obii), and even take a second look at the toy that started it all, the Satisfyer Pro 2. But I would be remiss if I didn’t bother trying the beginner’s option from my favourite suction brand, WOW Tech’s Womanizer. Now, I must warn you, while the Womanizer Starlet is the cheapest option in the luxury German brand’s current catalogue, at $120 AUD it is still quite a hefty sum. Plus, with a favourite like the Womanizer Liberty coming in at only $30 more, it had me a little unsure of where this product could possibly fit in with the rest of my toys. But, with a recent rerelease taking it from the Starlet 2 to the Starlet 3, alongside the updated Premium 2 and Classic 2, I just couldn’t resist giving it a go when Lovehoney reached out about a review.

Product Description

Out of Womanizer’s five core products, the only one I hadn’t tried until now was the Starlet. Essentially a stripped back version of their beloved suction stimulators, I’m not surprised its small and simple design is often overlooked when it has powerhouses like the Premium 2 and DUO as its siblings. But while fancy features like WOW Tech’s Autopilot and Smart Silence are nice, the ability to make me orgasm is the only thing that really matters at the end of the day. Coming in at a length of just 12cm / 5″, the Starlet is a lot smaller than most of my other suction toys, although slightly bigger than the travel-friendly Liberty, which is the next step up in the Womanizer range. Also somewhat similar to the Liberty is its overall feel, as it uses glossy ABS plastic for its body rather than silicone or matte plastic. This, while technically fine, does make the toy come off quite cheap, and its unexpectedly light weight also contributes. Despite this though, the simplistic design works well, and it has a clear family resemblance to the other products in Womanizer’s line. Two buttons, a logo, and charging prongs then rest on one side, whilst a white removal silicone nozzle is on the other. Changes between this version and the last include five completely new colourways (Turquoise, Violet, Pink, Gray, and my pick, Indigo), which I love the diversity and brightness of, updated packaging, and two more intensity levels. As with all other Womanizer toys, the Starlet 3 is also then USB rechargeable, body-safe, and fully waterproof.

Packaging

Womanizer Starlet 3 Packaging

My order with Lovehoney for the Womanizer Starlet 3 was placed on the 10th of March and I received it promptly on the 16th. As usual the box was 100% discreet, with no mention of the sender or what was inside. Even though I’ve reviewed quite a few Womanizer products at this point, the packaging for the Starlet is then quite different, even compared to the Liberty. Clearly a point where they felt they could cut costs, the toy arrives in a very simple cardboard box featuring Womanizer’s usual branding, a picture of the toy, and some information about what it can do. Once the safety seals are cut, this outer layer then slides off to reveal the toy resting in some card inside. Some quick-start instructions can then be found on the back of this inner box, which I quite like, and Womanizer’s iconic #IMasturbate business card is included, which is good since it was missing from my Premium 2. Also included are two manuals, one being a more generic safety guide, and a charging cord, although notably absent (on purpose this time) are Womanizer’s usual storage bag and additional suction nozzle. Overall, while this is all nice and I understand Womanizer trying to reduce the price, I do still feel that it could have been a little more refined considering it’s not exactly cheap. Finally, the Starlet 3 also comes with Womanizer’s generous five year warranty. 

Charging

Womanizer Starlet 3 Charging

Charging the Womanizer Starlet 3 is easy since it is USB rechargeable. Simply plug one end of the cord into a USB port, and then the other end can be connected magnetically to the toy. While charging a light inside the suction nozzle will flash, and when complete this will remain solid. Plus, when the Starlet is almost out of battery, it will let you know by flashing its light whilst on. Charging should then take 30 minutes, which will give you around 30 minutes of play time. Now, 30 minutes might honestly be the worst battery life of any toy I’ve ever tried, and a massive change from the Liberty’s 120 and Premium 2’s 240. It is, however, made slightly better by the fact that it also takes 30 minutes to charge, which is exceptionally fast. Still, if you are the sort of person who forgets to charge things after use (since 30 minutes will surely only last 3 or so sessions max), this is definitely worth considering. In addition, Womanizer recommend charging the toy before first use, and it’s also worth noting that the charging cord features the brand’s logo, which I love as it makes it easy to identify.

Controls

Womanizer Starlet 3 Controls

The Womanizer Starlet 3 only has two buttons, making it extremely easy to control. Plus, with clear labels, there isn’t even any need to refer to the instructions. Simply hold the plus button down for two seconds to turn the toy on, which will place it on the lowest level. You can then continue clicking the plus button to increase the power through its six intensity levels, or use the minus button to decrease it again. Finally, to turn the toy off you can hold down the minus button for two seconds. This is all very similar to the Womanizer Liberty, which also has two buttons, with one key improvement which I think makes a world of difference. My biggest complaint with that toy was that its plus button also turned it off, so I would always hold it down when raising the speed and accidentally cut the power instead. I mentioned then that “I would prefer it if the minus button turned it off”. Well lo and behold, that is exactly what they’ve done with the Starlet 3, and I couldn’t be happier!

First Impressions

Womanizer Starlet 3 Nozzle Off

While six speeds is not much for a suction toy (my favourite, the Womanizer Premium 2, has 14), it is the same amount as the Liberty, and since I enjoyed that toy so much I was hopeful for the Starlet 3. Plus, the previous iteration of this toy only had four, so considering that six sounds pretty good. Turning it on for the first time, I definitely got the sense of Womanizer’s usual deep and powerful stimulation, feeling quite a pull on my finger. As for its noise level, this is fairly similar to the Womanizer Liberty, marking it on the quieter end of my suction toy noise scale. Still, as they are naturally noisy products, you will still need to be careful if you have reason to be discreet with the Starlet, as it can be heard from other rooms. As for the nozzle, this is quite large despite only coming in one size, and should work for a wide range of people due to its deep chamber. For those who do want further options though, more sizes can be purchased directly through Womanizer.

My Experience

As with the Womanizer Liberty, the Starlet’s nozzle-based LED light makes placing it over my clitoris so much easier than with other suction toys. There is then a good variety between the six levels, with the final speed feeling satisfying thuddy and deep, just like all of Womanizer’s toys, and orgasm comes easy. But I can’t help but want more. You see, I was hoping that the $30 AUD difference in price between the Liberty and Starlet was because of everything that separates them aside from their suction. After all, the Liberty has a nicer, travel-friendly design, comes with better packaging, accessories, superior charging times and more. So it wouldn’t have been a leap to think they might share the same motor. But yet, despite having the same number of levels as the Liberty, the Starlet 3 simply falls short in terms of power, and it is all too obvious in use. What’s more, while this would usually be acceptable for a budget toy, I also prefer the Satisfyer Pro 2 to it, as although the suction between the two is very different (and I could see fans of thuddy stimulation preferring the Starlet), the stronger intensity of the Pro 2 wins me over. Which is a problem when you realise that the Pro 2, which is more widely available, also costs $40 less.

Cleaning & Care

Cleaning the Womanizer Starlet 3 is easy. Simply remove the silicone head, wash it in warm soapy water, and rinse. If the body of the toy is dirty too then the whole thing can be placed and washed in the water as well since it is waterproof. Then leave these to air dry and reassemble, before storing however you wish. Additionally, make sure to not use silicone-based lubricants with the toy, as it may affect the silicone nozzle.

Final Thoughts

Womanizer Starlet 3 and Womanizer Liberty
The Starlet 3 alongside its closest other Womanizer, the Liberty.

The Womanizer Starlet 3 is a good toy. It works smoothly, looks good doing it, and has a deep suction that brings me to orgasm without too much delay. I have no complaints… except for its price. For all intents and purposes this comes off as a very cheap product, from its basic packaging, lack of accessories, old school battery life and plastic body, and I’d probably price it around $50 AUD if I was unaware of the brand. Which is totally fine, and I would recommend it as a brilliant budget option. But at $120, the Starlet could almost be considered a luxury product, a label that does not fit it at all. The bigger issue with this, though, is that there are plenty of better toys out there for significantly less, such as the $80 Satisfyer Pro 2, and if you really have your heart set on a Womanizer then you only need to fork out another $30 to get the far superior Liberty. With this in mind, it saddens me to say that this is the first Womanizer I cannot in good faith recommend, whose talents seem to remain with their luxury products, even if their prices aren’t always accessible for the rest of us.

You can get the Womanizer Starlet 3 for just $119.95 AUD at Lovehoney Australia or $79.99 USD at Lovehoney US, plus use my code HONEYX10 to get 10% OFF your total order!

I’ve been on a hunt lately to find good quality suction on a budget. It saw me review the viral Sohimi ROSE, try out the infamous OSUGA Cuddly Bird (also known as the Biird Obii), and even take a second look at the toy that started it all, the Satisfyer Pro 2. But I would be remiss if I didn’t bother trying the beginner’s option from my favourite suction brand, WOW Tech’s Womanizer. Now, I must warn you, while the Womanizer Starlet is the cheapest option in the luxury German brand’s current catalogue, at $120 AUD it is still quite…

Review: Womanizer Starlet 3

Review: Womanizer Starlet 3

2022-05-14

Grace





While this is a good toy, it is sadly far too overpriced to be a feasible option for beginners, especially compared to similar toys on the market.


Material – 90%


Design – 85%


Solo – 85%


Partner – 75%


Suction – 75%


Noise Level – 80%

82%

Great

While this is a good toy, it is sadly far too overpriced to be a feasible option for beginners, especially compared to similar toys on the market.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.










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Review: Womanizer Marilyn Monroe – Princess Previews



Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition

Of the five core products in Womanizer’s current portfolio, there is only one I have yet to try. The Classic 2, which offers a step up from the Womanizer Liberty while not being quite as powerful as the Premium, has managed to elude my grasp so far. In fact, I had a similar experience with its predecessor, and when I finally did get one, it was sadly discontinued before I could review it. So when I recently heard Womanizer were bringing out a limited edition version of the Classic 2, and Lovehoney asked if I’d like to try it out, I was more than a little excited, not wanting history to repeat. However, the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition has since proven to be quite the controversial release, with some fans of the late actress and model praising the German brand for honouring her legacy of empowerment, whilst others have condemned it, noting that her inability to consent to the use of her name runs parallel to the objectification she suffered during her lifetime.

As an American icon, I don’t have a huge amount of familiarity with Monroe, but I do think the critique of Womanizer for this move is very valid, especially when there are plenty of sex positive celebrities out there that can consent to a collaboration such as this, like with their previous Liberty by Lily Allen. For me though, my main focus is on making sure that the fans who are considering purchasing this product have access to a trusted and reliable review of it, for good or for bad. Plus, despite the limited edition colours and packaging, this product is just the Womanizer Classic 2, which I’ve been promising a review of for far too long.

Product Description

The Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition, or the Classic 2, is the next generation of the brand’s mid-range offering. Sitting comfortably between their $150 travel-friendly Liberty and $300 luxury Premium 2, the $200 Classic 2 is the toy for those who want a high-quality suction stimulator but don’t need all the bells and whistles that the Premium offers. The new model adds two additional suction intensities, bringing the total up to 10, alongside an Afterglow feature to allow for the toy to quickly return to its first speed. The overall design is then the same as on the original Classic, with a sleek, tapered body featuring three buttons, charging prongs and a Womanizer logo on one side, and on the other is a removal silicone nozzle. While this nozzle-side then feels the same, this soft-touch plastic now covers the entirety of the toy, for a much more luxurious feel and making it far more worthy of its still quite expensive price tag. Additionally, the buttons are now 100% silicone, making them easier to press and feel against the plastic, and whilst the magnetic charging prongs still protrude more than I would like, they are thankfully somewhat less sharp. The biggest change visually then, would have to be the colours, as whilst the original Classic only came in purple (my pink version of it was a special for Lovehoney’s 2021 Advent Calendar), the Classic 2 comes in both black and bordeaux. Plus, the Marilyn Monroe Special Edition takes this one step further, with a selection of four luxury tones: black marble, white marble, vivid red and mint (which is what I have). Finally, as with all of Womanizer’s toys, this product is also USB rechargeable, body-safe, fully waterproof and comes with a five year warranty.

Packaging

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition Packaging and Storage Bag

My order with Lovehoney for the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition was placed on the 8th of September and I promptly received it on the 13th. As usual the package was then 100% discreet, with no mention of the sender or what was inside. While I’m quite familiar with the Womanizer brand, I still wasn’t fully sure what to expect with the Classic 2’s packaging since my original came in an advent calendar, and was happily surprised to see the more luxury-style box that the Premium 2 came in present, rather than the more simplistic boxes of the Liberty and Starlet 3. Featuring images of Marilyn Monroe alongside a clear window to see the toy, the box matches your chosen colour and offers plenty of information on how the product works, including a short guide on how to use it. Two magnetic doors can then be opened up to reveal the toy, and the entire thing just oozes elegance, creating a wonderful experience for whoever receives it. Inside you’ll then find the toy itself, alongside a high-quality storage bag, charging cord, quick start guide, safety instructions, brief product catalogue, and an additional silicone nozzle. Overall, I absolutely loved all of this, and just to top it off, this updated packaging uses 41% less plastic than the old one!

Charging

Being USB rechargeable, charging the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition is easy, and works exactly the same as on the original Classic. Simply plug one end of the cord into a USB port, and then connect the other end to the charging prongs on the toy. Plus, even though this connection is magnetic, it is quite strong, so you don’t need to worry about it falling off. The toy should then take 120 minutes to charge, which should give you an estimated run time of around 180 minutes, with the LED light on it flashing slowly to show it’s nearly discharged, flashing quickly to show it is half charged, and lit up constantly to show it is fully charged. Finally, Womanizer also recommended charging the toy before first use, and a logo is present on one end of the cord to make it easy to identify.

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition Charging

Controls

Controlling the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition is much the same as it was with its predecessor, with the main changes being the two new suction intensities and the Afterglow mode. To turn the toy on, simply hold the power button down for two seconds, which will put it on its lowest speed. You can then use the plus and minus buttons to increase and decrease the toy through its 10 suction intensities, and to turn it back off simply hold down the power button again. To use the Afterglow feature, which is a new function introduced with the Classic 2, you can then press the power button briefly at any moment the toy is on to instantly reduce the intensity to the lowest speed. The idea of this is to provide a relaxing end to an orgasm, by allowing you to bask in the “afterglow” without worrying about becoming too sensitive for the higher levels. Also worth noting is that the Classic 2 now has a memory function, so that it will return to the speed it was turned off on, and that its stand-by mode has been reduced from 30 minutes to just 10 (or 5 if the battery is low), meaning that if no buttons are pressed during this timeframe, it will automatically turn off.

First Impressions

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition Accessories
The instructions still refer to it as the Classic 2, which may be strange if you’re expecting it to say Marilyn Monroe!

While I enjoyed my original Classic, eight speeds did feel a little low for a suction toy, and so I was glad to hear this was being upped to ten for the Classic 2. Although the downside is that these additions aren’t actually intended to increase the power of the toy, but rather just provide a softer opening speed and a greater range overall. With this in mind, turning on the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe for the first time felt quite familiar, just with the speeds being a bit more spread out. Although a problem quickly arose, as I realised just how spluttery and disjointed the pressure waves felt. A fault I’ve experienced many times before on suction toys, it is not normally this bad nor is it something that happens to products immediately, so to have it on the outset of the Classic 2 is a real disappointment. Because of this, rather than feeling like a smoother increase, the lower levels of the toy instead feel like they’re constantly changing, to the point where they are pretty much unusable. Plus, the move between some levels can often be a massive jump, which can be painful if you’re not expecting it. In addition, it is also much louder than the original Classic (again, likely because of the malfunction), with a high-pitched motorised noise that grows in intensity whenever the nozzle is covered, to the point where it is actually on par with the Premium 2’s noise level (despite being a lot less powerful than it), making it not at all discreet. Finally, the two nozzles are the small and medium sizes I’ve become accustomed to Womanizer sending out with their toys, which alternate in length rather than width. If you’d like an even larger size, however, they can be purchased directly from the Womanizer website.

My Experience

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition with Classic
The matte Womanizer Classic 2 alongside its original glossy counterpart.

If I consider my experience with the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition in isolation, then I had quite a good time with it. While the lower speeds were often a spluttery mess, I was more than happy to skip past these to the far more stable higher settings. There, I was able to really enjoy Womanizer’s powerful stimulation, and while orgasm does take longer than with stronger toys like the Premium 2, when it does it is completely satisfying and rewarding. I quickly realised that using the Afterglow feature right after climax, as it is intended, was not for me, as I like to enjoy a continuation of the sensation during, and after I prefer to just remove the toy completely. However, it soon found its place as a way to help me edge, which worked out perfectly since due to the memory feature I was unable to turn the toy off and on again to achieve this like I usually would.

So the problem, therefore, comes when I compare it to its predecessor, the Classic. Because when things get an upgrade, you usually assume they improve, which I am not certain is the case here. Firstly, with the two toys having the same maximum suction strength, the only real change available here is that there’s more variety to enjoy in the lower speeds. But whether my Classic 2 is malfunctioning or it’s supposed to be like this, I can’t enjoy any of that. Plus, even though the top levels of the two are meant to feel the same, they don’t, with the original Classic’s suction feeling much deeper and more steady, not to mention a whole lot less noisy. Then there is the fact that I cannot edge as I would like by turning the toy off and on, and while the Afterglow feature does help somewhat with that, it isn’t as enjoyable as edging with the original Classic or any of Womanizer’s other toys. On that note, I’ve also found that I prefer using the cheaper Womanizer Liberty more than the Classic 2, and even toys from other less premium brands, such as the Satisfyer Luxury, can ultimately feel more satisfying.

Cleaning & Care

Cleaning the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition is easy. Simply remove the silicone head, wash it in warm soapy water, and rinse. If the body of the toy is dirty too then the whole thing can be placed and washed in the water as well since it is waterproof. Then leave these to air dry and reassemble, before storing however you wish. Additionally, make sure to not use silicone-based lubricants with the toy, as it may affect the silicone nozzle.

Final Thoughts

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition Controls

After enjoying the original Womanizer Classic so much yet not being able to review it before its discontinuation, I was beyond excited to finally be able to share my love for this suction toy when I received the Classic 2 in its Marilyn Monroe Special Edition. However, it seems the opposite has happened, with my love of its predecessor continuing to outshine my feelings for this newer version. While its strange spluttering suction was the most obvious downside, which I’m fairly certain is just some sort of malfunction limited to my toy, there were plenty of other “upgrades” which I felt actually inhibited the experience. For instance, the inclusion of a memory function meant I could no longer use the product how I enjoy, and while the 10 minute stand-by mode didn’t affect me personally, I know a lot of people who this was a problem for. And that’s not to mention how it is noisier than the original Classic, despite not even being more powerful. So while I do prefer the new materials and colours of the Classic 2 and Marilyn Monroe, these benefits simply aren’t enough to make this the superior product. Unfortunately though, with the Classic no longer being produced, this is all moot point, unless you can find one still for sale somewhere (which, at the time of writing, is the case at Lovehoney!). Still, it does mean that if you are looking to buy a Womanizer, you’re probably better off sticking to the Liberty or forking out the extra money for the Premium 2, especially if you think issues like the memory function or stand-by mode might affect you. As for me, I’ll be patiently waiting for the Classic 3.

You can get the Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition for just $199 AUD at Lovehoney Australia or $129 USD at Lovehoney US, plus use my code HONEYX10 to get 10% OFF your total order!

Of the five core products in Womanizer’s current portfolio, there is only one I have yet to try. The Classic 2, which offers a step up from the Womanizer Liberty while not being quite as powerful as the Premium, has managed to elude my grasp so far. In fact, I had a similar experience with its predecessor, and when I finally did get one, it was sadly discontinued before I could review it. So when I recently heard Womanizer were bringing out a limited edition version of the Classic 2, and Lovehoney asked if I’d like to try it out, I…

Review: Womanizer Marilyn Monroe

Review: Womanizer Marilyn Monroe

2022-09-27

Grace





While a faulty copy may have led to some of my issues, changes such as a memory function and auto shut-off have made this an unworthy successor to the original Classic.


Material – 100%


Design – 80%


Solo – 90%


Partner – 85%


Suction – 90%


Noise Level – 60%

84%

Great

While a faulty copy may have led to some of my issues, changes such as a memory function and auto shut-off have made this an unworthy successor to the original Classic.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.










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Review: Womanizer OG – Princess Previews



Womanizer OG

I’ve now reviewed products from over one hundred different sex toy brands, but when I’m asked my favourite it’s always an easy answer: WOW Tech. The company overseeing both the German-based Womanizer and Canadian We-Vibe, among other things (and coincidentally now part of the UK’s Lovehoney Group, who have long been my favourite retailer), they’ve been leading the industry ever since I joined it and produce some of my absolute favourite toys. Whilst We-Vibe, makers of the legendary Tango X and Nova 2, have a broad catalogue to cover a wide range of electronics, Womanizer instead specialises on just one kind: air pressure. And since that also happens to be my favourite type of sex toy, it goes without saying that Womanizer holds a special place in my heart, and finishing up reviewing their entire range was a highlight of last year. Of course, even with this, I was still over the moon when they announced an entirely new model a few months ago, but with a design as eccentric as its name, I can’t say I wasn’t a little concerned.

Product Description

The first thing we need to address is the name. Womanizer’s new product is called the OG, which is slang for original and a term I use here often, however this meaning cannot be applied to the toy as it’s only the latest item in the brand’s growing catalogue. It would seem that they’ve instead used it to indicate how this product is an original innovation, since it intends to apply air pressure waves to the G-Spot for the very first time. Now, the closest I’ve ever come to something like this was back in 2019 when I reviewed the ZALO Queen, an internal vibrator that used “PulseWave” technology inside the vagina. But even that was nothing like the OG, which looks like they’ve literally just taken a suction toy and made it insertable. On this note, this toy can actually be used as a regular clitoral stimulator, and with standard vibrations included too, this is also Womanizer’s most versatile release yet. Featuring their signature Smart Silence and Afterglow modes, the OG then comes in three colours, Lilac, Aubergine and Dark Gray, for which Peepshow Toys sent me the latter, and has a wide, flexible curve in the centre of its 22.5cm / 8.86″ total length (with only around 16cm / 6.3″ of this being insertable). Four buttons rest at the far end of the toy, whilst on the back you’ll find the magnetic plates for the charger and the Womanizer logo, alongside a sleek black band of reflective plastic, a trait that links its design back to their other luxury toys, such as the DUO and Premium 2. Plus, whilst I don’t normally mention pricing this early on in a review, I’d be remiss if I didn’t address the fact that with a cost of $325 AUD / $219 USD at the time of writing, this is now one of the most expensive sex toys I own, something I’ll certainly be considering during my testing. Finally, this toy is made of 100% body-safe silicone, which is silky smooth to the touch, and is USB rechargeable and waterproof, although not anal-safe.

Packaging

Womanizer OG Packaging

My order for the Womanizer OG was placed with Peepshow Toys on the 24th of February and I received it on the 6th of March. The package was then 100% discreet, with no mention of what was inside or who sent it. As for the OG itself, whilst the branding and design cues are the same, the overall layout of the product’s packaging is unlike anything I’ve received from the company before, although still oozes the luxury-feel that they’ve become known for. Instead of being able to view the toy through a clear window, the Womanizer OG’s box is fully made of high-quality card, featuring a 1:1 picture of the toy and plenty of information on how it can be used. Once the safety seals are cut, a secondary box can then be slid out from the side using a ribbon, and it is here you’ll find the toy resting safely in card and some smaller compartments which contain the accessories. These are Womanizer’s signature #IMasturbate card, a safety booklet, manual, charging cord, and cotton storage pouch that says “Go. Love yourself!” on the front. Plus, a quick-start guide is also provided, which is printed on the back of the inner box. Finally, the OG also comes with Womanizer’s impressive 5 year warranty.

Charging

Womanizer OG Charging
I am holding the Womanizer OG upright off-camera here, as otherwise it would simply fall over and the charger would disconnect.

Charging the Womanizer OG is easy since it is USB rechargeable. Simply plug one end of its charging cord into a USB port and then match the magnetic plates on the other side to those on the toy. Whilst these magnets are fairly stable, due to the fact that the toy rests on its side rather than on its front like other Womanizer products, it can be difficult to maintain a connection, so ensure the toy is positioned suitably before leaving. Once on charge a light will begin to flash, and this will become solid upon completion, with it taking around 100 minutes to provide 120 minutes of use. In addition, Womanizer recommends charging before first use, and it’s also worth noting that the charging cable is branded with their logo, making it easy to pick out amongst similar cords.

Controls

The Womanizer OG has four buttons which are all located on the front of the toy, although it’s easy to mistake the logo on the back for another, not only because it looks like one but because the Womanizer DUO has its power button in the same location. Easy to understand symbols then make using the OG pretty easy right off the bat, but with hidden extra features it’s still worth going over the instructions. At the very end is the on / off button, as indicated by the power symbol, and this can be held down for two seconds to activate the toy. Plus and minus buttons are then placed next to each other (with the plus button being slightly larger, a helpful way to remember which is which when you can’t see them), and these increase and decrease the suction through its 12 intensities. Meanwhile, the final smaller button is dedicated to just the vibrations, with it allowing you to cycle through 3 levels, however rather being entirely independent of the suction as Womanizer’s marketing suggests, the vibrations can only run alongside the suction, and cannot be turned off during either. Finally, to activate the toy’s Afterglow feature, which is really just a fancy word for a lowest suction intensity shortcut, you can hold the minus button down for one second, and to toggle the Smart Silence mode on and off, hold down the plus and minus buttons for two seconds.

Womanizer OG controls

Smart Silence

This is my fifth product that uses WOW Tech’s unique Smart Silence function, and I am so glad it does, because the Womanizer OG is loud. For those who don’t know, the idea behind this technology is that the toys contain a sensor, so that their motors only run when the product is actually touching you. It’s really quite genius, and as with their other products, the OG does a fantastic job at differentiating furniture versus my skin, significantly reducing the amount of noise created. And as I mentioned before, this is particularly good with this product, as it is one of the loudest suction toys I’ve ever used, even at its lowest level. But since it only turns on when either the suction nozzle is sealed around my clitoris or is in my vagina, I rarely need to hear this level of volume. Although even with this, it is still on the louder side compared to my other suction toys, and while it is even more muffled when inserted for internal play, it might not be a good pick for when you need privacy.

First Impressions

Womanizer OG Nozzle
An interruption to Womanizer’s usually impeccable quality, the interior of the suction nozzle looks quite poorly made.

I try to not read other people’s reviews of toys that I might try. But being on social media means it’s inevitable that I see things, and the general consensus has not been kind to this toy, which made me a little apprehensive going into this review, especially when I’m such a big fan of Womanizer’s other products. Upon receiving it, one aspect that immediately jumped out was that rather than using the typical kind of air pressure waves that I love from the brand, where you can’t really tell where it’s coming from, the OG uses a tapping plate within its nozzle, which is a less effective version of this stimulation that I wasn’t overjoyed to see. Of course, its nozzle is also totally different to a typical Womanizer suction toy, being very wide without much rise and a outward taper rather than inward (although these changes are absolutely understandable due to the internal nature of it, and only an issue when you consider it’s also being promoted for clitoral use), and this combined with the weaker air pressure waves means I cannot even create a seal around my finger (I suppose there must be one due to the change in volume, but I can’t feel one), something I’ve never experienced with a Womanizer toy before. As for the vibrations, these are quite strong and rumbly, but it’s clear they’re intended to play second fiddle to the suction, as they would be disappointing in a regular G-Spot vibrator.

My Experience

Internal Use

Inserting the Womanizer OG is easy since it’s quite thin in size, although being my first time using a toy with what is essentially a hole in its head, this sensation is a little strange. Turning it on is a similar experience, with the suction initially creating a sharp and almost painful feeling, but this quickly fades. I then find that the shape rests against my G-Spot fairly easily, but because the shaft is so flexible, I need to put in a lot of force in order to properly stimulate it. This causes quite a strain on my wrist, which is definitely a big downside to this toy. As for the air pressure waves, I kind of imagined that they would simply be able to be placed up against my G-Spot to create some magical sensations, just like they do on my clitoris. But this is not the case, and once the sharp feeling goes away, it doesn’t really have any effect at all. So I found myself resorting to thrusting the toy like a regular G-Spot vibrator, alongside a trusty clitoral vibrator such as my We-Vibe Touch X or Doxy Bullet. Like this, the Womanizer OG gives me some amazing orgasms, and I’ve really come to love it. Plus, whilst it’s hard to know for sure, I do think that the suction adds to the pleasure in its own subtle way, as climax with this toy feels a little different to usual.

External Use

Womanizer OG issues
Another quality issue is Womanizer’s use of raised text and symbols on an area of the toy that is intended for internal use. Plus, four small depressions can also be felt nearby.

If it seems like the fact that you can also use the Womanizer OG as a clitoral stimulator is an afterthought, you won’t be surprised to learn that it feels like one too. Placing the OG over my clitoris, and presumably making a seal due to the reduction in noise, I feel literally nothing. It’s pretty wild, coming from the makers of my favourite suction toys, and I think it has a lot to do with the shape, or lack of, of the nozzle. Due to this, external play is really where the toy’s vibrations come into their own, as whilst they get lost during internal use, they’re a lot more obvious during external stimulation and I’ve even found myself having an orgasm with them in this way. But overall, I don’t believe Womanizer should be advertising the toy for this kind of play, as it’s clearly not made for it.

Cleaning & Care

While it’s great that the Womanizer OG is waterproof for easy cleaning, the suction hole is a very obvious concern. And honestly, if this toy was being made by any other brand, there is a very good chance I would have refused to review it due to sanitary concerns. After all, how am I possibly supposed to properly clean something that has a gaping hole in it? Well, I suppose I’m trusting Womanizer on this one, but the idea does still make me feel uneasy. To start, I’d recommend flushing out any gunk that remains in the nozzle and then placing it in some warm soapy water to soak. Womanizer have also poorly chosen to place raised writing on the toy’s back, so make sure to scrub over this with a spare soapy toothbrush and any of the buttons that may have also gotten dirty. You can then rinse the toy and leave to air dry, ensuring you get all the water out of the nozzle before storing it in its bag. Additionally, make sure to not use silicone-based lubricants with this product, as it may negatively affect the silicone it is made of.

Final Thoughts

Womanizer OG with storage bag

To summarise, let’s start by ignoring the fact that Womanizer advertises the OG for clitoral use, since it’s obvious this should never have been a thing, and I don’t want anyone purchasing it with this multi-use nature in mind. Instead, let’s focus solely on its use as an internal G-Spot toy, which I very much enjoyed using it as. But, as I also previously mentioned, at a whopping $325 AUD / $219 USD at the time of writing, this is one of the most expensive sex toys I’ve ever tried, and for that I expect perfection. And perfection the Womanizer OG is not. Because while it did feel good, it still wasn’t as good as the cheaper Njoy Pure Wand ($220 AUD / $160 USD) or the Hot Octopuss KURVE ($170 AUD / $130 USD), and even if it was, the strain it put on my wrist would still have made it not my preference for use. Not to mention that for such a high price, I kind of expect the full package, and since you’ll also need to pick up a clitoral vibrator if you’re like me and need stimulation here too, then you’re probably going to be better off getting the We-Vibe Nova 2 ($190 AUD / $150 USD) or Womanizer DUO ($330 AUD / $220 USD) instead, which are also both superior to the OG. Overall, while I commend Womanizer for trying to create something new and special, unfortunately the OG simply isn’t, and while I do think there is a place for a product like this, it has to be at a more reasonable price to be worth it.

You can get the Womanizer OG from Peepshow Toys for just $325 AUD / $219 USD, plus use my code GRACE to get 10% OFF your total order!

I’ve now reviewed products from over one hundred different sex toy brands, but when I’m asked my favourite it’s always an easy answer: WOW Tech. The company overseeing both the German-based Womanizer and Canadian We-Vibe, among other things (and coincidentally now part of the UK’s Lovehoney Group, who have long been my favourite retailer), they’ve been leading the industry ever since I joined it and produce some of my absolute favourite toys. Whilst We-Vibe, makers of the legendary Tango X and Nova 2, have a broad catalogue to cover a wide range of electronics, Womanizer instead specialises on just one…

Review: Womanizer OG

Review: Womanizer OG

2023-05-12

Grace





The Womanizer OG doesn’t work externally, and while internal play is enjoyable, its air pressure waves don’t offer anything special, making it hard to justify that price tag.


Material – 85%


Design – 70%


Solo – 80%


Partner – 70%


Suction – 30%


Vibrations – 70%


Noise Level – 70%

68%

Good

The Womanizer OG doesn’t work externally, and while internal play is enjoyable, its air pressure waves don’t offer anything special, making it hard to justify that price tag.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.










Womanizer
Review: Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit



Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

I don’t think I’ve ever doubted a sex toy more than with the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit (also known as the Satisfyer Pro + G-Spot), as soon as I saw it I thought it was a bad idea. I’m automatically suspicious of all rabbit style vibrators, because it can be so hard to find one that will actually suit your body. Companies who make them seem to assume the distance between the clitoris and vaginal opening, and if you don’t fit into that measurement, or the small window of flexibility that some offer, then you’re probably going to be down a hundred bucks and left with a vibrator you can’t use. Certainly if you find one that does suit your body then they can be amazing, and I have actually had some pretty good luck with the rabbit style vibes I have tried so far, but as a blogger I feel unprofessional recommending toys that I know probably won’t work for a lot of people, even if it does work for me. Then bring Satisfyer’s suction-style toys into the picture, a range of products that I have trouble placing on my clitoris when it’s the only thing I have to do… yeah, that doesn’t sound like the best match. But, Satisfyer do seem to continually prove me wrong and have produced nothing but astounding toys so far, so I thought I should at least give them some credit and try out their latest innovation, who knows, maybe it’ll surprise me.

Background

The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. If you aren’t familiar with Satisfyer toys then check out my previous reviews of them here, but basically their whole thing is a suction head that can be placed over the clitoris to give a feeling similar to oral sex. It can be super intense, and definitely isn’t a feeling everyone would enjoy, but I’ve come to really love it over the course of testing these toys. The first two Satisfyers I tried, the Pro 2 and Pro Penguin Next Generation, just focused on the suction effect, and then the Pro Plus Vibration took this one step further and included vibrations to further stimulate the clitoris. So the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit is really taking these toys to the next level, by not only featuring the suction and vibrations, but also having an insertable end for G-Spot stimulation. As I mentioned before, rabbit toys are notorious for not working for a lot of people, and Satisfyer toys can also be quite difficult to use sometimes (since they need to be positioned perfectly, and also because of their intensity), which is why I feel this is a crossover that won’t work. But despite this I was eager to test the toy when Nikki Darling offered it to me for review, because I love being proved wrong when it comes to sex toys!

Product Description

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

The design of the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit is sleek and minimal, similar to the design of the Pro Plus Vibration which came out at the same time as this one. One complaint I had about the Pro Plus Vibration was that it didn’t match its product pictures, with the toy’s material looking shiny in advertisements, while actually being made of a matte silicone. This complaint unfortunately follows over to the Pro G-Spot Rabbit, although I do prefer the look of this toy over the Pro Plus Vibration which I had issues with. Also similar to the Pro Plus Vibration is that it only comes in this white and rose gold colour scheme, which I quite like as it keeps things neutral and stylish. The shape of it has been sculpted with obvious lines and edges to add interest, and this also makes the tip of the insertable end come to quite a hard edge, rather than the more typical tapered style heads. It’s made with body-safe silicone, and this is extremely firm. There is a little bit of flex at the top end of the insertable shaft, however the clitoral arm is not flexible at all, meaning if it doesn’t suit your body exactly then you’re out of luck since it cannot be adjusted. The internal arm has an insertable length of 12cm / 4.7″ and a maximum width of 3.5cm / 1.4″ in diameter, while the clitoral arm has a reach of 5cm / 2″. On the end of the clitoral arm is the suction hole, and this has a removal nozzle for easy cleaning. Then below this is the controls for the toy, which consists of three buttons for adjusting the vibrations and suction. Unlike the Pro Plus Vibration which had vibrations around the suction nozzle for clitoral stimulation, the Pro G-Spot Rabbit instead has its vibrations in the internal shaft, for G-Spot stimulation. On the back of the toy is the Satisfyer brand logo, along with connection points for the charger. As with the other Satisfyer toys, this one is USB rechargeable and waterproof, and while this toy is anal safe it really is intended for use with a clitoris.

Unexpected Issues

I got this toy way back in March, but for once I actually have a good reason why its review is so late. Near the top of the insertable shaft is a weird patch of silicone that left me concerned enough to get a second opinion. You can check this out in some photos here, but basically the patch is slightly discoloured and very rough. In the photos it’s pretty hard to see, but it’s far more obvious in person. I noticed it almost immediately and was very put off, especially since this is on a part of the toy that I have to put in my body. I emailed Nikki Darling about it, and they emailed Satisfyer for me. As far as I know no real answer was received, but the general consensus from everyone I spoke to seemed to be that it was no real issue and that it shouldn’t affect use. So with that I decided to happily review it anyway, and sure enough I haven’t had any issues with it. However, if this was a toy I paid for personally I would have definitely sent it back to the retailer or manufacturer over this issue.

Packaging

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Box and Manual

The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit was sent to me by Nikki Darling on the 5th of March and I received it on the 8th of March, which was super fast! The packaging was also completely discreet, with no mention of the company who sent the items or what was inside. The packaging for the actual toy is very similar to the previous Satisfyer toys I have reviewed, with just a simple cardboard box featuring images of the toy. Inside the box you can find the toy, alongside its charger and an instruction manual.

Charging

Charging the toy is easy and uses the same great charger as the previous Satisfyers. Just connect this to a USB port and the other end will automatically connect to the Pro G-Spot Rabbit with magnets. While charging a LED light will blink, and once it is fully charged the light will remain solid. Initial charging may take up to eight hours, but after this it should only take around 3 hours and will give you around 120 minutes of playtime.

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Charging

Controls

Controlling this toy is easy and intuitive, and since there are only three buttons it doesn’t take long to learn. The ‘~’ button that is made of the rose gold plastic is used to control the vibrations of the toy. This can be turned on and off by holding it down for 2 seconds, and then once on you can cycle through the 10 vibration settings, 3 of which are steady speeds and 7 of which are patterns. Alternatively you can use the other two buttons, which are in the white silicone part of the control area, to control the suction. Hold down the button with ‘4 waves’ for two seconds to turn on and off the suction, which will put it at its lowest strength. You can then control the intensity by pressing the ‘4 waves’ again to go up a level, or the ‘2 waves’ to go down a level. In total there are 11 levels of intensity for the suction, which is the same as the Pro Plus Vibration. The two functions of vibration and suction can be used individually, as well as in combination, so you get to choose how you want to use this toy!

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Control Pad

First Impressions

The only downside I found with the Pro Plus Vibration, which has been my favourite Satisfyer toy so far, is that it was a bit noisy, especially compared to my previous favourite, the Pro Penguin Next Generation. This is still the case with the Pro G-Spot Rabbit, and if anything I think it may be a bit louder than the Pro Plus Vibration. Personally this isn’t really a bother for me as I live with my partner, but depending on your living circumstances it may be. Although this is really just me being picky for the sake of the review, as it’s still pretty quiet as far as vibrators go, and I reckon under some bedsheets and behind a closed door this would be pretty much silent.

In terms of vibration, the Pro Plus Vibration and Pro G-Spot Rabbit are pretty much identical, which is to be expected since I’m sure they share a motor. So as I mentioned in the Pro Plus Vibration’s review, the vibrations are pretty weak and buzzy. However when combined with the suction on the Pro Plus Vibration I totally didn’t mind the buzziness, and considering my standards for internal vibrations are a lot lower than they are for clitoral vibrations, I don’t expect to have any issues with it. The suction for the two toys is also the same.

I’ve found the nozzle size and style to be different for each Satisfyer toy I’ve tried so far, and this is the same for the Pro G-Spot Rabbit. You can check out a group photo of my four toys here, but unsurprisingly the nozzle that the Pro G-Spot Rabbit is most like is the Pro Plus Vibration. I’m happy about this, as the Pro Plus Vibration’s larger nozzle has been my favourite of the Satisfyer toys I’ve tried so far. This is as I find the larger size easier to place, and it’s also more comfortable with the extra silicone acting as a cushion.

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Nozzle Off

My Experience

To use the suction function on this toy you unfortunately have to also insert the longer arm into your vagina, as otherwise there’s no way it can reach your clitoris. The insertable end is large enough that it takes a few minutes of warming up by rubbing it against me before I can insert it comfortably, but not so large that I feel I need to first use other toys to get myself ready. Since its largest point is not the tip, it instead creates a bit of a ridge that I find almost uncomfortable, and honestly I don’t love how this feels inside of me. My G-Spot likes to play hard-to-get with toys like this, so I’m also not surprised that this barely stimulates the area for me. Basically this toy doesn’t really do anything for me if I was to use it without the suction or vibration functions.

Once the insertable arm is inside I can finally apply the clitoral arm. I always find this tricky with Satisfyer toys, and now it’s even more of a struggle since half the toy is inside of me already. So to achieve this I really need to push down on the insertable end and angle it in a certain way for it to have any chance of reaching my clitoris. Thankfully, though, it does indeed fit, and then clicking the buttons to get the right combination of functions working isn’t too difficult, despite the awkward way I’m required to hold the toy. While I like to thrust toys when they are inside of me, this is designed to instead just stay still and give you a full sensation for your muscles to contract around which then increases pleasure. This is particularly important, as thrusting would mean the clitoral arm would not be able to stay in position. In addition, the vibrations on the toy also work to massage the G-Spot, further stimulating you without the need for thrusting. This is all great, however since the internal arm and its vibrations don’t really hit my G-Spot as intended, I can find this a little bit lacklustre. So to compensate I’ve found that if I hold down the clitoral arm I am able to thrust with the toy a little bit, which has become my preferred way of using it.

So, the toy seems to work fairly well with my body. But what did I actually think of it? Well I’ve gotta admit, I was totally wrong about this toy. Once I get everything into position and the settings that I like on, it completely blows my mind. It’s like it doesn’t even give me a choice in the matter, once it’s on I’m going to orgasm within a matter of seconds. Then, when I do orgasm, it’s crazy intense, in fact maybe the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had from a sex toy. The first few times I used it I had one orgasm within a matter of seconds and then immediately stopped because it was all I could take (which makes reviewing hard when I’m supposed to be testing numerous things!). Now I’ve become more accustomed to it I’ve found I can continue to use it after my first orgasm, although the maximum I’ve been able to reach is only three before I become a exhausted mess. I’ve found that I don’t even need the settings very high to achieve this either, and I typically use the vibrations on only the second level of the steady speeds, and the suction on maybe the 5th or so intensity.

Cleaning & Care

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

Cleaning the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit is easy. For the clitoral arm just remove the silicone nozzle and wash it in warm soapy water and rinse. You can then do the same with the rest of the toy in order to clean the insertable arm. Then leave these to air dry and reassemble. After this the toy can be kept however you want, such as in its original packaging or in a zip lock bag. Since it’s made out of silicone ensure you don’t use silicone based lubricant with it. Be cautious when using this toy and do not overuse it as it can start to become painful after excessive use. Furthermore, I have found prolonged use of the toy can make my clitoris quite sore the next day, so I wouldn’t recommend using it excessively if you are planning on having any rigorous sex or further masturbation within the next 24 hours.

Final Thoughts

“Most intense orgasm I’ve ever had” is a pretty good statement to read in a review of a toy. But I wouldn’t say intensity automatically makes something a winner. Would you rather have one extremely intense orgasm within 10 seconds of using this toy and then have to stop out of exhaustion, or would you rather use a toy like the SenseMax SenseVibe and have multiple great orgasms over the course of an hour? The answer is totally up to your preference, but personally I would choose the latter. Plus, I still feel awkward recommending the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit. Yes, the clitoral arm worked for me, however the G-Spot arm did not. You could get this and have them both work, or neither could work. Buying dual stimulation vibrators is always a risky game, so if you do purchase this then I wish you the best of luck. In terms of whether this is now my favourite Satisfyer, I would say probably not. I already found the Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration to give me amazing orgasms, plus it’s a lot less messy than having to also use an internal toy every time I want to get off. Overall, though, I can certainly say that Satisfyer proved me wrong with this toy. I expected this toy to be a train-wreck, and instead it’s easily one of the best things I’ve ever reviewed. Satisfyer always seem to impress me, and I can’t wait to see what they think of next.

You can get the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit from JOUJOU for just $89.99 AUD / $60 USD!

Last updated: 26/2/24
Price at the time of writing: $120 AUD / $59.99 USD

I don’t think I’ve ever doubted a sex toy more than with the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit (also known as the Satisfyer Pro + G-Spot), as soon as I saw it I thought it was a bad idea. I’m automatically suspicious of all rabbit style vibrators, because it can be so hard to find one that will actually suit your body. Companies who make them seem to assume the distance between the clitoris and vaginal opening, and if you don’t fit into that measurement, or the small window of flexibility that some offer, then you’re probably going to be down…

Review: Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

Review: Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

2018-09-15

Grace





An absolutely amazing toy, but it needs to be more adjustable to allow more people to enjoy it. Also probably not great to use alongside a partner.


Material – 90%


Appearance / Design – 80%


Solo – 100%


Partner – 60%


Strength – 90%


Vibrations – 70%


Noise Level – 65%

79%

Good

An absolutely amazing toy, but it needs to be more adjustable to allow more people to enjoy it. Also probably not great to use alongside a partner.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.










Satisfyer
Review: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ & 2+



Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+

When suction toys were first announced, I couldn’t help but be sceptical. But as soon as I tried my first one, I knew it was something special, and since then they’ve just kept on getting better and better. Never before has a type of sex toy so consistently raised the bar year after year, somehow finding new ways to improve upon things that I had already deemed perfect (and really messing with my ratings system). Something else about these toys that has raised over the last few years, however, is the price …at least it has on my blog. That’s right, while suction toys still come in a huge range of prices, my personal love for them has seen me requesting more and more costly options lately, with the culmination of that being my recent review on the Womanizer DUO, a $330 AUD product that (as far as I know) is currently the most expensive stimulator on the market. But while trying these luxury products has been fun (particularly for me), I also want to be able to promote and recommend products that the average person can consider purchasing, and that is not the DUO. So today I am finally breaking my streak and taking a look at two of Satisfyer’s brand new mid-range products, the Curvy 1+ and Curvy 2+.

What’s The Difference?

Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+

When JOUJOU first reached out to me about reviewing these two toys I had a quick look at their product pages and confusingly saw no immediate difference between them besides their price, since the Curvy 1+ is slightly more expensive. I figured though, that whatever the difference was, it would become clear pretty quickly once I received them. Well, skip to a few days later when I unboxed them, and I still didn’t have a clue, with even their instructions and packaging being identical besides from the name difference. In fact, even now after completing all of my testing I’m still not entirely sure. While still so new that Satisfyer have yet to start promoting them personally, which may help clear things up, there is one key difference that appears on press releases and retailer product pages like JOUJOU’s however, and that is that the Curvy 2+ is also designed to be used as an insertable G-Spot vibrator. Now, while this does make some sense considering that this product, unlike the 1+, is fully silicone, it also downright just doesn’t make sense, considering that the buttons, debossed text and symbols, and magnetic charging plates are all located at the “insertable” end of the toy. Plus, the vibrations barely even stimulate that area, as they are instead focused around the suction nozzle. To be honest, it just feels like someone at Satisfyer fucked up and approved two different designs of the same toy, and when they realised their mistake, they just said “hey, you can stick that in a vagina, right?”.

Product Description

Functionally, the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and Curvy 2+ are the same, which makes talking about both of them in the same review easy. They’re both suction toys that also vibrate, which is the brand’s speciality these days, and feature everything else you’d expect from a good quality sex toy, such as being body-safe, waterproof, and USB rechargeable. The thing that makes them special however, and the reason for their existence, is that they’re the very first toys released to be compatible with Satisfyer’s highly anticipated phone app, Satisfyer Connect. Then, as for their visuals, the strange thing about these toys is that while they have all the same features, everything is slightly off, such as a logo being moved by just a few centimetres and so forth. The quickest way to tell them apart is their differing colour schemes, with the Curvy 1+ coming in white or rose red, and the 2+ coming in white or pink (naturally I chose the coloured options). Then, while the 2+ is fully silicone, the majority of the 1+ is ABS plastic, with just its nozzle and controls being made out of silicone. On this note, three buttons make up the controls, whilst the nozzles are not removable like on most other suction toys. Both then feature Satisfyer logos on the front and back, whilst on the back you’ll also find the magnetic charging plates. The most important difference between them in my opinion however, which I’ll talk more about later, is their suction holes, as not only is the 1+’s textured (something I’ve never seen before), but it is also far larger than the 2+’s.

Packaging

Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+ Packaging
The packaging for the Satisfyer Curvy 1+. See the link below for the Curvy 2+’s.

My order with JOUJOU for the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and Curvy 2+ was placed on the 28th of July and I received it promptly on the 31st, which was brilliant considering the current postal delays. Plus, the box was completely discreet, with no mention of the sender or contents. Since my last Satisfyer review, which was around this time last year, the company has completely re-branded, with a whole new visual identify that I am 100% here for, and because of this the packaging for these toys is nothing like what I’ve received from them in the past and a massive improvement. Clearly taking inspiration from the magnetic doors Womanizer loves so much, Satisfyer have put their own spin on things, using bright and bold colours to differentiate themselves from the more luxury brand. Identical asides from the toy each box is promoting and the colour schemes, with the Curvy 1+ using a mix of pink and blue whilst the Curvy 2+ uses two shades of blue, the initial exterior of each just features images of the toy alongside information on it. Then, opening the cardboard wraparound using the little ribbon handle, the product itself is revealed to you, alongside more product information. Next comes my favourite bit, which is the safety seal these products feature. Typically a boring little sticker you need to cut, whose presence assures you no one has tampered with your product, Satisfyer have gone one step further with theirs by using a perforated strip, reminiscent of the ones you tear when opening cling-wrap boxes. Not only is this a lot of fun to tear open, but it is also a lot more secure than a sticker, which can ultimately be removed and replaced. Once this is gone you can then access the toy, and behind it lies its charging cord, a brief instruction booklet, and two other small booklets going over safety and the product’s 15 year guarantee.

Charging

Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+ Charging

Since both the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+ are USB rechargeable, charging them is easy. Simply plug one end into a USB port and then connect the other end with the magnetic plates on the toy. The only downside, however, is that they are quite possibly the weakest magnets ever, and getting them to stay connected long enough to charge is a real challenge. Once connected however, charging will be indicated by a flashing light, which will then become solid once complete. This should then take around three hours, which will give you an estimated one hour of playtime. While this isn’t the best ratio that Satisfyer have ever had, it is at least an improvement from the last product of theirs that I tried.

Controls

Controlling both toys using the buttons on them is easy and intuitive, particularly as they use the exact same system as many of Satisfyer’s other products. Essentially, the suction and vibrations are controlled entirely independently of each other, so that you can choose whether you want to use them separately or together, with the wave symbol controlling everything relating to the vibrations, and the other two buttons controlling everything to do with the suction. To turn the vibrations on, simply hold the wave button down for two seconds, which will start the vibrations on their lowest level. You can then continue clicking this button to cycle through the toy’s ten vibration speeds, three of which are steady speeds and seven of which are patterns. When done you can then hold this button down again. As for the suction, you can turn this on by holding the button with the power symbol down for two seconds, which will put the suction on its lowest strength. You can then continue clicking this button to increase the suction by 11 levels, or use the final button to decrease the suction again. Finally, to turn the suction off, hold down the power button again.

The App

This is only the second suction toy I’ve tried that offers app-compatibility, with the first being the We-Vibe Melt, and considering how fantastic the We-Connect app is, Satisfyer Connect had some high expectations to meet. Finding it in the Apple Store to start was easy, as I only needed to type in “Satisfyer” for it to appear. Its appearance on my home screen is then quite discreet, and only someone who is familiar with the brand would have any idea what it is. However, if you are worried about privacy, then thankfully Satisfyer not only allow you to create a pin that must be entered to open the app, but you can even set up face identification with it. Turning it on for the first time I was then immediately impressed with how it looks, as it really makes use of Satisyfer’s fun new branding with its bold contrasting colour choices and diverse imagery. Plus, plenty of tutorial screens means you’re never left wondering how something works.

Connecting the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+ to the app is easy. Just hold down the power button for four seconds until you hear it vibrate twice while in the My Satisfyers page, which is accessed in the top right-hand corner of the app (if previously paired then the two will automatically connect once the toy is placed in this stand-by mode). This page will then display a list of all the toys that have been paired with it, whether connected or not, and will show the battery level of your connected toy. You also have the ability here to give a nickname to a connected toy, or unpair it if you wish for it to be connected to a different phone. One thing that this app does that is special, however, is that you are able to have multiple toys connected at once, and can choose to either switch between controlling them, or control them all at the same time. As for the button in the top left-hand corner, this is your Profile page, where you can access settings and help, as well as be prompted to make an account, which will then allow you to use this page to set your profile picture, username, availability and status.

The Satisfyer Connect app has four main screens, Close Range, Remote Partner, Community Share, and Alarms. Starting with Close Range, which is designed for simply controlling your toy, you have four additional options. Program Play is a way to access the regular steady speeds and patterns a toy has, but it also allows you to create your own, as well as save sequences made up of different modes. Next is Live Control, and this is a way to control the toy with your finger movements, as well as create new programs based on it. Also worth mentioning when talking about both of these modes is the way Satisfyer have designed their control screen. By separating the screen vertically, they have made controlling the vibrations and suction independently easy, as you simply need to swipe the left-side to adjust the vibrations, and swipe the right-side to adjust the suction. Dual lines also then correspond to your movements, giving you or a partner a visual representation of what you’re actually doing. Combining the two so the two motors are controlled simultaneously is also easy, as is pausing it or looping the controls with the buttons at the bottom of the screen. Then, at the top of this screen is a timer, which is probably my least favourite thing about this app. The final two control options are Ambient Sound, which uses my phone’s microphone to increase or decrease the toy’s motors, and Music Vibes, which is essentially the same except you can choose audio files to run instead. Out of everything this toy offers, the notorious Music Vibes, a mode multiple companies have tried and failed at, was what I was most excited for, particularly as Satisfyer Connect boasts compatibility with Spotify. At first I thought the curse had struck again, as multiple tests saw the app simply producing errors when trying to connect the two, but eventually I got it to work, and let me tell you, watching my vibrator dance around to my favourite music is a pure joy.

To access the other three screens, you’ll need to have an account. Remote Partner is where you are able to search for and connect with other users through the internet, and is set up to allow you to have multiple partners added. Once connected you can then send each other messages and images, as well as set a timer for how long you want these things to appear. You can also enter a call with them, with audio and video being optional, and it is through this that they can control your toy. You’re presented with three options: Give Up Control, which allows you to give control of your connected toy to your partner, Swap Satisfyer Control, which is for when you both have your own toy connected and you want to swap control, and Sync, which allows one person to control both toys. In this regard, it doesn’t really matter which of these options you pick if you only have one toy between you, as ultimately they’ll result in the same thing. The next screen is Community Share, which is something I haven’t seen before, as it allows you to upload patterns you’ve created for other users to try out. While pretty sparse right now since the app is so new, this is definitely something I can see becoming a brilliant resource with time. Last up is the Alarms screen, which is probably one of the oddest features I’ve seen on a sex toy app, however I have unfortunately been unable how to figure out how to use it. Overall though I have thoroughly enjoyed using this app, with it easily being one of the most user friendly and visually appealing I have tried so far, and considering how new it is I am incredibly impressed by how few bugs I ran into.

First Impressions

One of the biggest issues with suction toys, especially Satisfyer suction toys, always seems to be the noise they cause. So, considering the Satisfyer Luxury, which was the last Satisfyer product I tried, was my loudest yet, I was pretty nervous about what these far cheaper toys would sound like. But I was pleasantly surprised to find that they’re actually quite low in volume, so much so that they are actually on par with the quietest toy I’ve tried from Satisfyer, and my second quietest suction toy in general, the Next Generation Pro Penguin. While I do find the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ slightly louder than its counterpart, and both of them a tad louder than the Penguin once their vibrations are also turned on (not that this makes a huge difference), their low volume is still an unexpected delight, and goes a long way to allowing them to be used discreetly. Then, in regards to their suction, I was a little underwhelmed by how they initially felt on my finger, not having the same sort of “pull” that I’ve felt from other recent suction toys, and as for the vibrations these were extremely buzzy and very similar to the Luxury’s. Finally, the nozzles between the two toys are obviously fairly different, with the Curvy 1+ featuring a wide, textured opening with not much cushioning, and the 2+ having a smaller, non-textured hole, with slightly more cushioning. But what’s most interesting is that the 2+, and thus the 1+ as well, has the largest opening I’ve ever seen on a suction toy in general.

My Experience

Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+ Nozzles

As soon as I placed the Satisfyer Curvy toys over my clitoris, there was an obvious difference between them to the previous stimulators I have tested. Typically suction toys create this intense sucking feeling, a sharp sensation that almost feels like your soul is being sucked out via your clit, but in a really good way. It’s hard to describe if you haven’t tried it, but anyone who has will be familiar with that mind-numbing, tear-jerking, pull that suction toys create. Plus, in recent years a more thuddy sensation has also started to pop up in addition to the sucking, which has really helped take things to another level. But with these toys it is all thud, and no suck. Now, don’t get me wrong, these toys feel really good, but is it the same feeling I know, love, and adore? No. Instead, I find the feeling to be reminiscent of a regular clitoral vibrator, and orgasms with the Curvy 1+ and 2+ are perhaps some of the slowest and least intense that I’ve ever had with a suction toy. Despite this, testing them compared to my previous suction products showed that while they lack the typical sensation, they are still more pleasurable than most of my older products. But when it comes to newer and more expensive toys such as the We-Vibe Melt, and especially the Satisfyer Luxury and Womanizer Premium and DUO, there is absolutely no comparison. As for testing them against each other though, that’s where things get really interesting, and we finally start seeing a difference between the two toys. While the texture on the 1+ doesn’t make an impact during use, the larger hole certainly does, as it causes the suction to feel far less intense than on the 2+. Things then only get worse when the vibrations are also turned on, as my skin simply doesn’t have enough contact with the 1+ for these to be effectively felt. In contrast, I actually enjoy using the vibrations in combination with the suction on the 2+, as they really add a different dimension to the toy. Overall, this has meant that during use I far prefer the Satisfyer Curvy 2+, as it’s far more pleasurable than the 1+ in every way.

As for using the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ as an insertable G-Spot vibrator, this has been just about as terrible as you’d expect. Not only does it force you to use the toy’s app, as the buttons are going to be inside of you, but all the little details that are also located at the end of the product, such as the debossed logos, make cleaning it afterwards hell. The shape is then absolutely not the sort of thing you want to put inside of yourself, with a pointed end and sharp silicone ridges on the sides, which just makes it feel like something poking at my insides. The curve also isn’t nearly enough for the toy to come anywhere near my G-Spot, which isn’t at all surprising. Plus, even if it did work, the so-called “G-Spot Vibrations” aren’t even going to be able to stimulate you, as they are instead centred around the suction nozzle. Basically, my final opinion on this is the same as my first one: this toy was not designed to be used this way, and quite simply shouldn’t be.

Cleaning & Care

Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+ Buttons

Even though the nozzles cannot be separated on these toys, cleaning them is still easy as they are waterproof. Simply place them both in some warm, soapy water, and then rinse and leave to air dry. If you do use the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ as an internal toy however, you’ll want to do a more elaborate clean, using a soapy toothbrush to scrub all the areas where bacteria may have accumulated. After this they can be stored however you want, but again if you’re using the 2+ internally then I’d recommend keeping it dust-free by placing it in a sealed bag. Since the 1+ and 2+ are made out of silicone ensure you don’t use silicone based lubricant with them. Furthermore, I have found prolonged use of suction toys can make my clitoris quite sore the next day, so I wouldn’t recommend using either of them excessively if you are planning on having any rigorous sex or further masturbation within the next 24 hours.

Final Thoughts

There is one thing I can say with confidence after testing the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and Curvy 2+ side by side, and that is that the Curvy 1+ should not exist. If we ignore the whole “G-Spot insertable” element of the 2+, then these are the exact same toy aside from one key difference: the size of their suction holes. While it seems like only a minor change, this makes a big difference to how a suction toy feels in use, and in this case not only does it mean that the 2+ is a lot more pleasurable, but it also allows for its vibrations to have far more effect. After this, there is only one other thing that separates these two, and that is the fact that the Curvy 1+ costs more money. Why? Surely you’d think that the 2+, which does everything the 1+ can do and more, would be the most expensive of the two, but nope. So, if the 2+ is more pleasurable and costs less? Then it’s a no brainier which of the two is better, and leaves me wondering why the 1+ exists at all. The only reason I can think of is for those of us that need a larger-sized nozzle, but considering how Womanizer include multiple nozzle sizes with their products for this very reason, it seems like a pretty weak excuse for Satisfyer to release an entire toy. As for whether I think the Curvy 2+ is worth it in comparison with my other toys though, my opinion is a lot more positive. Yes, it wasn’t as intense as products that cost hundreds of dollars more than it, but it wasn’t trying to be, and that’s certainly not what I was after. Rather, all I wanted was a low-budget suction toy that still felt good, in the hope that it could become an entry-point for people who are interested in this sort of stimulation, and in that regard the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ delivered in spades. Plus, with such a comprehensive app attached to it, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a luxury toy.

You can get the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ from JOUJOU for just $63.95 AUD / $43 USD!

You can get the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ from JOUJOU for just $72.95 AUD / $49 USD!

Last updated: 15/7/25
Price at the time of writing: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ $69.99 AUD / $52 USD | Satisfyer Curvy 2+ $54.99 AUD / $41 USD

When suction toys were first announced, I couldn’t help but be sceptical. But as soon as I tried my first one, I knew it was something special, and since then they’ve just kept on getting better and better. Never before has a type of sex toy so consistently raised the bar year after year, somehow finding new ways to improve upon things that I had already deemed perfect (and really messing with my ratings system). Something else about these toys that has raised over the last few years, however, is the price …at least it has on my blog. That’s…

Review: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ & 2+

Review: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ & 2+

2020-08-30

Grace





While the sensation isn’t up to the standard I know possible, this is still a great toy, especially when you ignore the G-Spot element. As for the Curvy 1+ this was slightly worse, with a score of 85%.


Material – 100%


Appearance / Design – 85%


Solo – 95%


Partner – 85%


Suction – 85%


Vibrations – 70%


Noise Level – 85%


App – 85%

86%

Great

While the sensation isn’t up to the standard I know possible, this is still a great toy, especially when you ignore the G-Spot element. As for the Curvy 1+ this was slightly worse, with a score of 85%.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. 










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Review: Satisfyer Dual Love & Dual Pleasure



Satisfyer Dual Love & Dual Pleasure

From the moment I tried the legendary Pro 2 back in 2016, Satisfyer, and their groundbreaking suction technology, became one of my all time favourite brands. For years this continued, with each Satisfyer being somehow better than the last, until finally culminating in 2019’s Satisfyer Luxury, their most ambitious (and expensive!) toy yet, whose powerful clitoral stimulation made it more than worth the price tag. But after this, things started to change. Satisfyer rebranded, switching their previously luxury feel to one more aimed at newcomers, and begun to release a wide range of products (ending their suction specialisation) at much lower prices than before. Cautiously pessimistic, I held back on reviewing for them for some time after that, until finally I broke my silence when I tried their first app compatible toys, the Curvy 1+ & 2+, around this time last year. With the pair all but confirming my fears about the declining standards of the brand however, it wasn’t the return to Satisfyer I had hoped. So when Betty’s Toy Box recently contacted me about trying the Curvy’s successors, the Dual Pleasure and Dual Love, it seemed only fair to give the brand I once loved so much a second chance.

Product Description

While it doesn’t explicitly state anywhere that the new Dual series is intended as the successor to the Curvy line, I would certainly argue that it is. They are the first (and only other) dual-use suction toys intended to be used with Satisfyer’s still relatively new Connect App since the Curvy 1+ and 2+ (besides from the recent Curvy 3+, that is, which seems to just be yet another purposeless design), and other than their differing appearances, everything about the Dual range is identical to the Curvy’s, except slightly better. This is most noticeable in the improved insertable handle of the toys, as whilst Satisfyer have now removed any mention of the Curvy 2+ being intended for internal use on their website, which is understandable considering how poorly thought out it was, they’re instead doubling down on it for the Dual Pleasure and Dual Love, with it even being in their name (can’t remove that so easily)! Plus, they’ve made what one would think were obvious changes in the first place, with the vibrations actually being located in the handle, as well as the buttons and magnetic plates being located at the opposite end, so that you need not put these inside yourself. Of course, another aspect to the Curvy toys that Satisfyer have decided to keep for the Dual’s, and perhaps their most iconic one, is that for some unknown reason there are two of them!

While it is frustrating to once again have two Satisfyer toys that are almost identical in function, price, and name, at least the Dual Love and Dual Pleasure look completely different as opposed to the Curvy 1+ and 2+. Reminding me of a simplified Satisfyer Pro 2, the Dual Love’s no-fuss design results in a short but straight handle featuring a rounded end for easy insertion. A cover of metal-like plastic has also then been placed around the suction nozzle to give it something extra, although I will say that in addition to not being ideal for internal play, the material used does come off quite cheap, with the reflections reminding me of a funhouse mirror. Available in both red and yellow (which is what I have), both these tones are then super fun and unusual. The Dual Pleasure, on the other hand, is by far my largest suction toy so far, with its bulky body being widest at the suction nozzle and then ending in a long yet curved handle which uses its wide bevelled edges to come to a tapered tip. With a body made up entirely of silicone, it is then available in lavender and white (which is what I have), although I must say these light colours mixed with the matte silicone don’t do it much justice (plus, my copy seems to have an area of silicone that is not sealed down). On that note, while Satisfyer have always used 3D renders for their images over product photography, this is more noticeable than usual on the Dual Love and Dual Pleasure, as the toys look quite different on their packaging and online than they do in real life. Using a reflective material shader rather than the matte silicone of reality, alongside the removal of any additional elements, such as the Satisfyer logos and legal information (such as the CE mark), both toys look significantly better in their brand images, to the extent of potentially false advertising regarding their appearances.

Once you get past the way they look, much of the Dual Pleasure and Dual Love is the same. They both have suction nozzles at one end and handles that can be inserted vaginally at the other. Three buttons lie behind the nozzles, one for the vibrations and two for the suction, and just above this are two metal prongs for the magnetic charger. Next to this you’ll find some legal symbols, and more can then be located along the faint seam on both toys. Directly under each suction nozzle is Satisfyer’s debossed logo, which is then the closest element to the insertable portion of the toy. In addition to their buttons, the Dual toys can also be controlled by Satisfyer’s Connect App, allowing them to be controlled remotely and long distance. Plus, as with all good toys, they are also fully body-safe, waterproof, and USB rechargeable.

Packaging

Satisfyer Dual Love & Dual Pleasure Packaging

My order with Betty’s Toy Box for the Satisfyer Dual Love and Dual Pleasure was placed on the 3rd of June and I received it on the 23rd. The package was fully discreet, with no mention of the sender or the contents, and you can view a video of my unboxing here. The packaging for the toys was then the same as all other recent Satisfyer products I have received, being in two fun and colourful boxes featuring images of the product alongside information on what it can do. A small piece of ribbon then opens up the magnetic cover to reveal the toy behind protective plastic, and this can be accessed once the hygienic safety tab has been removed. In addition to the toys themselves, the boxes also contain a charging cord, brief instruction booklet, and two other small booklets going over safety and the 15 year guarantee. Overall, I adore this packaging as much as the first time I received it, feeling both approachable yet luxurious, and that guarantee just really can’t be beat.

Charging

Satisfyer Dual Love & Dual Pleasure Charging

Since both the Satisfyer Dual Love and Dual Pleasure are USB rechargeable, charging them is easy. Simply plug one end into a USB port and then connect the other end with the magnetic plates on the toy. Unfortunately, however, the magnetic strength has not been improved upon since the Curvy’s, and as with those toys getting the chargers to stay connected is a bit of a nightmare. Once on, though, charging will be indicated by a flashing light, which will then become solid when complete. Both toys should give you around 1 hour of playtime when fully charged, and for the Dual Love this will take 1.5 hours and for the Dual Pleasure this will take 2 hours, both of which are great improvements to the three hours of the Curvy 1+ and 2+. Also worth noting is that the metal connection plates on both the Dual Love and Dual Pleasure are protruding from the silicone a bit more than on the Curvy’s. While this has no effect visually or to the charging, it does mean they are quite sharp, and I could definitely imagine someone cutting themselves with them if dragged across the skin in the wrong way.

Controls

Controlling both toys using the buttons on them is easy and intuitive, particularly as they use the exact same system as many of Satisfyer’s other products, including the Curvy’s. Essentially, the suction and vibrations are controlled entirely independently of each other, so that you can choose whether you want to use them separately or together (not that you can really use both ends at the same time), with the wave symbol controlling everything relating to the vibrations, and the other two buttons controlling everything to do with the suction. To turn the vibrations on, simply hold the wave button down for two seconds, which will start the vibrations on their lowest level. You can then continue clicking this button to cycle through the toy’s 11 vibration speeds, three of which are steady speeds and eight of which are patterns (one more than on the Curvy’s). When done you can then hold this button down again. As for the suction, you can turn this on by holding the button with the power symbol down for two seconds, which will put the suction on its lowest strength. You can then continue clicking this button to increase the suction by 11 levels, or use the final button to decrease the suction again. Finally, to turn the suction off, hold down the power button again. This all works well and it’s great Satisfyer have kept it consistent, but it might have been good to switch the controls so that the vibrations button is the one that’s furthest away from the vibrating end this time, ensuring it can be easily pressed during internal play. Plus, I do have a problem with the decrease suction button on the Dual Pleasure, as while all other buttons make a satisfying click sound, it does not, making it harder to press and harder to tell when you’ve actually done it.

Satisfyer Dual Pleasure Buttons
The Dual Pleasure’s Buttons.

In addition to controlling the toy with the buttons, you can also use the Satisfyer Connect App on your phone. I’ve already written a detailed overview of this in my review on the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and 2+, and as not much has changed with it in the last year, I’d recommend checking that out for my thoughts. Of the few upgrades that there are though, they seem to mostly revolve around improving the chat function, including end-to-end encryption to increase data protection. As with before I still don’t understand the Alarms function, and now it actually seems to be glitching out, as I am unable to set a new alarm, plus the Community Share page also seems buggy, as I couldn’t load it for some time. Finally, since my last time using it I have heard of some people, including fellow bloggers Super Smash Cache and Dildoodler, being unable to use some important aspects of Connect, so this may be something to consider if its functionality is important to you. Overall though, based on my own use of it, Satisfyer Connect is one of the better apps I’ve tried, and it was a pleasure to test once again.

First Impressions

One of the biggest positives to the Satisfyer Curvy toys was their noise level, a welcome change from Satisfyer’s typically noisy products. So I was hoping for something similar with the Dual Love and Dual Pleasure, but unfortunately this is not the case. While not as loud as some Satisfyer toys, such as the Luxury and Pro 2, the two are certainly louder than both of the Curvy’s, which is a disappointment for those who require discretion. What’s more, between the two, the Dual Love’s suction is much louder than the Dual Pleasure’s, which is quite interesting considering I had assumed they were using the same motor. As for the vibrations, these feel and sound the same between the two toys and the Curvy’s, which is to say that they’re not too loud but very buzzy. Finally, their nozzles are also quite different, as despite how much larger the Dual Pleasure is, it actually features a smaller nozzle, with the Dual Love not only having the largest suction nozzle I’ve seen on a toy, but an unique oval shape as well.

My Experience

Satisfyer Dual Love & Dual Pleasure Nozzles

Testing the suction power on the Satisfyer Dual Love and Dual Pleasure was much the same as my experience with the Curvy 1+ and 2+: underwhelming. The suction feels weak and lacklustre, and gives me none of the intense tear-jerking feelings I’ve come to expect from recent clitoral stimulators. Plus, while I can eventually orgasm from them, it takes far longer than I am use to and much more effort on my part (for instance, I don’t normally need any additional stimulation to reach climax when using suction toys, such as porn, but for these I do). All this lead-up does pay off though, as when orgasm does come it is very intense and satisfying, and as a whole I do prefer them to the Curvy’s. What’s also interesting is that, as suggested by the differing volumes, the Dual Love feels significantly better than the Dual Pleasure. While I experienced a similar difference between the two Curvy toys, that was because of the varying nozzle sizes, but this time it feels much more than that. The sensations the Dual Love gives are much more intense, and they also have more of a thuddy feeling to them. Although one downside is that when at higher levels, the sounds the Dual Love makes become unsteady, which can be a bit off-putting. Overall though I think it’s safe to say that the suction motors within these toys are definitely different, and perhaps this has been done to make up for the larger hole of the Dual Love (which in this case it absolutely does).

While the insertable portion of both toys is much improved from the Curvy 2+’s, they still leave a lot to be desired. In fact, if I wasn’t obligated to try them in this way as a reviewer, there’s no way I’d be putting them in me. Nothing about the Dual Love looks like it’s ready to go inside of someone, with its short and straight shaft that looks like no dildo I own. Then there’s the larger Dual Pleasure, which is at least curved, but the pointed end and hard ridges don’t really scream G-Spot stimulation. Plus, to add to my own hesitation, I recently heard that fellow reviewer Submissive Feminist had been severely injured by the fake metal on the Dual Love, so much so that she’s still recovering two months later. Considering all this, I very cautiously began my testing, and while the “metal” on my Dual Love does not have the same issues as Submissive Feminist’s, I decided to not insert that part into me to be on the safe side (besides, even if I did insert it, it would just mean even further cleaning would be required for not much gain). So, as you’d imagine, using the Dual Love internally felt fairly pointless, as it could only go in about 8cm / 3 inches, which wasn’t enough to thrust or really do anything with. Then, as for the Dual Pleasure, this was slightly better, as I could insert it much deeper, however the shape felt fairly uncomfortable and was unable to stimulate my G-Spot despite its curve. Plus, I found the bulky body difficult to hold, and this combined with the sharp charging prongs against my hand made thrusting it very uncomfortable, often to the point of pain. As for the vibrations, these were again too buzzy to really offer anything, and so overall my experience with the “dual” element of both of these toys has been really quite poor.

Satisfyer Dual Love Buttons
The Dual Love’s buttons.

Cleaning & Care

Even though the nozzles cannot be separated on these toys, cleaning them is still easy as they are waterproof. Simply place them both in some warm soapy water, and then rinse and leave to air dry. If you do use them internally, however, you might want to do a more elaborate clean using a soapy toothbrush if you’ve gotten any of the logos, buttons or seams messy. After this they can be stored how you want, but again if you plan on using them internally I’d recommend keeping them dust-free by placing them in a sealed bag. Since the Satisfyer Dual Love and Dual Pleasure are made out of silicone also ensure you don’t use silicone based lubricant with them. Furthermore, I have found prolonged use of suction toys can make my clitoris quite sore the next day, so I wouldn’t recommend using either of them excessively if you are planning on having any rigorous sex or further masturbation within the next 24 hours.

Final Thoughts

While this hasn’t been the best review of the Satisfyer Dual Love and Dual Pleasure, there is something else that’s important to remember when evaluating them, and that’s their price. I’ve grown very accustom over the last few years to the immensely pleasurable range of luxury suction toys I have at my disposal, with my favourite being the Womanizer Premium. But at almost four times the cost (the Premium sits at $200 USD at the time of writing, compared to the Dual Love’s $50 and Dual Pleasure’s $53) they can’t really be compared. So with that in mind, I really do think that the Satisfyer Dual Love and Dual Pleasure offer some of the best budget suction options we’ve seen from a bigger brand so far, and they are certainly an upgrade from Satisfyer’s earlier low-priced toys, such as the Pro Penguin Next Generation. Plus, compared to the Curvy 2+, my previous budget recommendation, I also think they feel significantly better, and so they really are a level up from this in every aspect besides their noise level. As for how to choose between them however, this is a little more tricky, with the Dual Love offering better suction and the Dual Pleasure offering better insertable pleasure. So while it really depends on your personal preference (mine being the Dual Love), one thing that I do know for sure is that if you’re looking for a budget-friendly suction toy, you’ve found it.

Sadly, the Satisfyer Dual Love and Dual Pleasure have now been discontinued.

From the moment I tried the legendary Pro 2 back in 2016, Satisfyer, and their groundbreaking suction technology, became one of my all time favourite brands. For years this continued, with each Satisfyer being somehow better than the last, until finally culminating in 2019’s Satisfyer Luxury, their most ambitious (and expensive!) toy yet, whose powerful clitoral stimulation made it more than worth the price tag. But after this, things started to change. Satisfyer rebranded, switching their previously luxury feel to one more aimed at newcomers, and begun to release a wide range of products (ending their suction specialisation) at much…

Review: Satisfyer Dual Love & Dual Pleasure

Review: Satisfyer Dual Love & Dual Pleasure

2021-09-15

Grace





Both toys offered good suction considering their price, but poor internal play. While they both had pros and cons, the Dual Pleasure scored slightly better at 85%, but the Dual Love was my personal favourite due to the superior suction power, faster charging and lower price.


Material – 90%


Appearance / Design – 85%


Solo – 95%


Partner – 85%


Suction – 90%


Vibrations – 70%


Noise Level – 75%


App – 85%

84%

Great

Both toys offered good suction considering their price, but poor internal play. While they both had pros and cons, the Dual Pleasure scored slightly better at 85%, but the Dual Love was my personal favourite due to the superior suction power, faster charging and lower price.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. 










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Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation



Satisfyer Pro 2

Welcome to Princess Previews 2.0! If you’re a regular here, you might notice things look a little different. That’s because for the last few weeks I’ve been slowly redesigning my blog to better represent myself and what I do here, and this is my first post since making the switch! Part of this update meant taking a photo of myself that I could use both on my sidebar and as a profile picture on social media, and for such an image I knew I wanted to include a sex toy. The question was: which toy did I choose? I’ve now reviewed over two hundred items at the blog, and that’s only one portion of my actual collection. But I knew that whatever I chose had to be both loved by me (it is quite a endorsement, after all!) and easily identifiable. So when I was scrolling through real estate TikTok (don’t judge me) and saw the iconic Satisfyer Pro 2 briefly appear unnamed in a video, yet all the comments were talking about it, I knew I had my toy. Interestingly, though, while my review of the original Pro 2 remains one of my most popular ever, I never actually reviewed any of its later iterations, commonly dubbed the “Next Generation”. So, six years later, I figured it was finally time!

Background

When the original Satisfyer Pro 2 came out back in 2016, it completely changed the game. It was the first to introduce suction technology to the masses and served as the launchpad for what is now one of the biggest sex toy brands worldwide. While I was still relatively new to blogging, I was lucky enough to be one of the very first people in Australia to get my hands on one, as well as be one of its early reviewers. But even then, Satisfyer were in the process of re-releasing it to reduce the outrageous noise level, and ever since the toy has continued to go through a number of revisions (although Satisfyer’s unwillingness to change the Pro 2’s name can make these differing versions difficult to identify). The current edition, which is occasionally referred to as the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation, features a number of improvements from the original model, giving more than enough justification for a revised review, although visually the two are almost identical. The logo on the front of the toy is the most obvious change (my original has none, while the later version had the brand’s cursive logo. These days, however, it has their rebranded sans serif logo), but a matte, rather than glossy, ABS plastic body is also notable.

Product Description

Satisfyer Pro 2 Buttons

So, outside of a few aesthetic changes, what’s different about the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation? Well, the two biggest updates in my opinion, other than its superior suction strength, is the immense reduction in noise level (the original Pro 2 was one of my loudest toys ever) and the addition of a minus button to allow you to quickly decrease the toy’s intensity, rather being forced to cycle through every setting. Of course, it is also meant to offer improved USB charging, advanced waterproofing and a longer warranty, but otherwise it’s still the same relatively simple toy we know and love. Which is truly great, because it has allowed for Satisfyer to keep the price down, making this not only one of the most iconic, but one of the cheapest, suction stimulators around. Besides, Satisfyer have a whole range of other toys now if you’re after something more advanced, such as their vibrating Satisfyer Pro 2+. In addition, the small LED light that use to feature between the two buttons is now gone, with the improved intensity button now extending to fit that area, and instead this light can be found under the toy’s power button. Plus, the Pro 2 now comes in two additional colours, violet and blue, although its “pink” rose gold version is still what is most widely stocked. The final change made to the Next Generation is the suction hole, which is far larger on both the plastic body and the silicone nozzle attachment, which is again removal, allowing it to work with a much wider range of clits.

Packaging

Satisfyer Pro 2 Packaging

The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation uses the German brand’s updated packaging that I’ve received quite a few toys in now, and it couldn’t be more different from the packaging my original version of the toy arrived in. With a pink and blue colour scheme, this sturdy box is nicer than what some luxury toys come in, which is impressive when you consider the reasonable price tag of the Pro 2. With minimalist nude drawings in the background, it is fairly obvious what the product is for despite not explicitly advertising itself as a sex toy (it does say it’s for “clitoral stimulation” in the small print though), which in turn also allows it to be free of any unnecessary gendering. A cute ribbon on one side of the box allows you to open up a magnetic door so that you may view the toy prior to purchase or on arrival, and you can then access the product by tearing its perforated hygienic safety tab. Inside you’ll find the Pro 2 resting safely in place, alongside a Quick-Start Guide, Safety Information and Guarantee Information booklets (which is an amazing 15 years!), as well as a charging cable.

Charging

Satisfyer Pro 2 Charging

Like the OG Pro 2, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is USB rechargeable, and uses strong magnets to connect to its cord. Unlike the original, however, the charging times are vastly improved, going from a potential 8 hours for a lousy 30 minutes of play to a more standard rate of 1.5 hours for 90 minutes. When charging the power button’s LED light will flash, and this will then become solid once complete.

Controls

Controlling the Pro 2 Next Generation is simple. In fact, so simple that it’s hard to believe the original model featured even less functionality. While the power button works the same (press to turn it on / hold it down to turn it off), the larger button has been divided and lengthened, so while at first glance it appears to be one long button, it is actually two, with one at either end. As indicated by the symbols, one side is the plus button for increasing the intensity, whilst the other side is the minus button for decreasing intensity. As with the original, there are then 11 pressure waves for you to choose from (this is something I complained about greatly in my previous review, deeming it “a stupidly high number”, but after six years of testing suction toys, it is now rightfully the standard, and if anything, less than I am use to), and once you reach the top level you’ll need to use the minus button to reduce it again, or alternatively toggle the power since it always starts on the lowest level. Overall, this all works great, and considering the controls were the number one biggest problem I had with the previous version, it’s a real relief.

First Impressions

Another issue I had with the previous iteration of the Satisfyer Pro 2 was its ridiculous noise level mixed with the fact that the variation between its 11 intensity levels was so subtle that I could barely tell if the intensity button was even working. But upon turning on the Next Generation, it is immediately clear that both of these problems has been resolved. The noise level is significantly reduced, and might just be one of my quietest suction toys yet, whilst each increase in intensity is quite obvious in regards to both sound and sensation. As for the nozzles, these are pretty much the same other than the larger hole, using the same type of silicone and shape, although I would say that the original has a slightly flatter surface. You can, however, buy a flatter version for the Next Generation directly from Satisfyer’s website if this sounds like it’d be more your style.

My Experience

Satisfyer Pro 2 Comparision
The original Satisfyer Pro 2 alongside my newer Next Generation version.

When I reviewed the original Satisfyer Pro 2 back in 2016, it was one of the first of its kind, and certainly the only suction toy that I had tried. The pleasure it produced blew my mind. Nowadays, however, clitoral stimulators are my favourite type of sex toy, and I accordingly have a lot of them, leaving the Pro 2 more than a little outdated. In fact, opposite my current favourite stimulator, the Womanizer Premium 2, you might as well be trying to compare a rotary dial telephone to the latest iPhone. But since it remains Satisfyer’s flagship product, I had to assume that the Next Generation had sufficiently updated the toy to match the competition. In this regard, I was absolutely not let down, with the newer version’s power being vastly superior, so much so that when switching between them during use I can hardly even tell the original is on. The suction feels deep, almost like a middle-point between the brand’s typically buzzy stimulation and Womanizer’s thuddy-style, and while it still can’t quite compete with luxury models from brands like Womanizer and We-Vibe, it still gives me some amazing orgasms. Compared to Satisfyer’s other toys, it’s certainly more powerful than many of their older products, such as the Pro Penguin and Pro Plus Vibration, whereas newer models like the Curvy 2+ and Dual Love do feel slightly stronger. Although while this is true, the more ergonomic shape of the Pro 2 still makes this my preference, with the wide nozzle being far easier to apply to my clitoris (plus, being removable also makes it easier to later clean). The exception to this is the Satisfyer Luxury, whose suction is truly on another level to every other Satisfyer toy (as is its price), and remains my overall favourite from the brand. 

Cleaning & Care

Satisfyer Pro 2 Nozzle

Cleaning the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is very easy as it is waterproof. Plus, if the head is the only thing that got dirty, you can simply remove it and just clean this element, which is something I miss from more recent additions to Satisyfer’s range. Simply wash the toy and / or the nozzle in some warm soapy water, rinse, dry, and then reassemble and store however you wish. Since the head is silicone though, do make sure to not use silicone-based lubricants with it, as these may damage the toy.

Final Thoughts

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is an icon. But as suction technology continued to advance with every new release, it wasn’t long before it got left behind. Which, considering its overall design is still one of the best things Satisfyer has put out, is a real shame, and as I continued to review their confused attempts at replicating its success over the past few years, I’d often found myself longing for the simplicity that the toy that had started it all offered. Well the Pro 2 Next Generation is exactly that, the toy I loved all those years ago, just updated to compete with the technology of today. With the exception of the brand’s pricey Luxury, the Pro 2 beats out every other Satisfyer I have tried, allowing it to truly justify its name as their flagship product. In fact, the only complaint I really have about the toy, if any, is the fact that the buttons are a little difficult to press. Other than this, it’s a perfect toy, and I don’t think it would be too far-fetched to say it is the best product Satisfyer have ever released (since while the Luxury is powerful, it is not without flaws). What does feel a little far-fetched, though, is its low price tag. So, with this in mind, it joys me to say that this is absolutely my new favourite budget-toy, and my wholehearted recommendation to anyone looking to try their first suction stimulator.

You can get the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation from Peepshow Toys for just $80 AUD / $59.99 USD, plus use my code GRACE to get 10% OFF your total order!

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Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

2022-04-20

Grace





The iconic Satisfyer Pro 2 has been truly revitalised with this near-perfect update, making it yet again the best budget stimulator on the market.


Material – 100%


Design – 95%


Solo – 95%


Partner – 90%


Suction – 80%


Noise Level – 80%

90%

Amazing

The iconic Satisfyer Pro 2 has been truly revitalised with this near-perfect update, making it yet again the best budget stimulator on the market.

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Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3



Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3

It’s been almost ten years now since the Satisfyer Pro 2 was first released, and yet it still takes out the top spot on every retailer’s bestsellers list year after year. But while it’s always been an exceptional product and the first-of-its-kind, introducing suction stimulation to the world, this is also largely because rather than just leaving it be, Satisfyer have continued to tinker away and update the Pro 2 throughout the years to ensure it continues to meet the industry’s ever-changing standards. Its first major update, dubbed the Next Generation, launched in 2017 and has remained my recommended introductory toy to air pressure waves ever since. However, with suction being its only offering, the need for a third generation has been steadily growing each year, and I practically jumped out of my seat when it was finally announced this January.

Product Description

The Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 takes the classic Pro 2 design that we all know and love, and simply updates its list of features for 2023. What does this mean? Well, in addition to its usual 11 suction intensities, there are also now 12 vibration settings that may be used alongside or independently of the suction, similar to how Satisfyer’s other suction vibrators work. Plus, Satisfyer have also developed a brand new mode specially for the Generation 3 called “Liquid Air Technology”. Designed to feel like pulsing water, this feature comes with its own unique silicone attachment, which has a closed, rather than open, nozzle (the standard open nozzle is also still included, however). Finally, the last change is the most obvious, and that is that Satisfyer have finally decided to move away from the Pro 2’s iconic rose gold plastic body, and switch to a 100% matte silicone toy that is available in three colours, wine red with the classic white nozzle (which is what I have), full black or full lilac. As for why I have two of them, that is because, as always, Satisfyer like to make things confusing by releasing products in pairs, and so for a price difference of only $10 USD, one of these products can also be used with Satisfyer’s Connect App, whilst the other cannot. Peepshow Toys were kind enough to send me both for review, and I will be noting any differences, but for the most part they are the same asides from the app, which I’ll cover in its own section. As with past Satisfyer Pro 2s, the Generation 3 is then both USB rechargeable and fully waterproof, and features three buttons on its back, a magnetic charging port on its base, and the same decals (Satisfyer logo on both sides, line work around the buttons, etc.) as the Next Generation.

Packaging

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Packaging

My order for the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 was placed with Peepshow Toys on the 24th of February and I received it on the 6th of March. The package was then 100% discreet, with no mention of what was inside or who sent it. The box for the toy itself was then what I have come to expect from the German brand, as it is pretty much identical in design to my Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation’s and the rest of their current packaging, just with updated branding and colours to represent this new iteration. A high-quality card box featuring images of the toy and information on what it can do, the front of this can then be opened up to reveal the product behind plastic and a prominent advertisement for the Satisfyer Connect App (and yes, this is featured on both boxes, which I’m sure would be confusing for those who purchase the non-app compatible version). You can then access the toy by first removing Satisfyer’s hygienic safety strip, and with it comes two nozzle attachments and a charging cord, alongside quick-start, safety, and warranty information booklets (which is for an impressive 15 years!). As for the difference between the two versions, there are mostly just a few minor wording changes, with the most noticeable variation being a large sticker on the front of the Generation 3 Connect promoting the app. Overall, I am very happy with all of this, as it always feels so luxurious despite Satisfyer’s products being fairly mid-range.

Charging

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Charging
Having the Satisfyer logo appear directly on the charging cord makes it easy to identify.

Like Satisfyer’s previous Pro 2 models, the Generation 3 is once again USB rechargeable, and uses strong magnets to connect to its branded cord. However, whilst this newer version is still an improvement from the original Pro 2, you will need to wait a fair bit longer than with the Next Generation, with the Generation 3 taking three hours to give an estimated 60 minutes of playtime and the Generation 3 Connect taking four hours to provide the same. When charging the toy’s LED light will then flash, and this will become solid once complete.

Controls

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 and Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
Same same, but different, with the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation.

Even though the Generation 3 has the exact same three-button layout as the Pro 2 Next Generation, changes have actually been made here to accommodate the inclusion of vibrations. With this in mind, the smaller button is now solely for controlling the vibration modes, whilst the longer button doubles as a power button in addition to increasing or decreasing the suction levels (although users of the Next Generation will also need to keep in mind that the plus and minus buttons have switched sides!). To turn the pressure waves on, first hold down the power button on the longer control pad for two seconds, which will activate the toy’s lowest suction setting. You can then use the dual sides of this pad to adjust the stimulation across its 11 intensities, and when done simply hold down the power again for two more seconds (as this is the same button as the increase intensity control, however, you will need to be careful to not turn it off by accident when trying to raise the suction level). The vibrations can then be controlled entirely independently which is great, allowing you to use them with or without the suction, and this can be turned on and off by holding the button down for two seconds, with its 12 modes consisting of five steady speeds and seven patterns. Finally, for the Generation 3 that is compatible with Satisfyer’s app, you’ll need to hold down the vibration power button for four seconds in order to pair the two.

The App

I first reviewed the Satisfyer Connect App when it was released in 2020 with my review of their Curvy 1+ and 2+, and have since revisited it in my review of the Dual Pleasure and Dual Love, so for a complete analysis, I’d recommend first checking out those posts. Not much has changed with the Connect App since, with the overall layout and design being almost identical. In fact, the only real update is a new mode named REMOTYCA Stories, which is a mash-up of the words remote and erotica and a collaboration with BERLINABLE, a producer of audio erotica. Similar to Vibease’s audio erotica-focused sex toy app, this gives you access to a library of spoken stories that your toy will respond to, and these are available in a range of languages, with new audio becoming available each month. In addition, there is also now a wider range of pre-programmed vibrations to try, alongside an “O-Booster” mode where you can click the icon of a rabbit when in either Program Play, Live Control or Ambient Sound to immediately place the toy on its highest vibratxion speed for at least 20 seconds. Finally, the biggest problem with the app has now been removed, as the strange “Alarms” screen that I never got to work has been replaced with a link to donate to Ukraine, and the only glitches I found were minor and in the chat function. Overall, the Satisfyer Connect App has always been one of my favourites, and these changes only seek to make it even more advanced and comprehensive, which is great to see.

First Impressions

When I read Satisfyer’s press release about the Pro 2 Generation 3 back in January, I was obsessed with the idea of their “Liquid Air Technology”. How it worked wasn’t really described and there were next to no images of the product, so I had to wait until it arrived to really find out what that meant. So to finally hold it in my hands and realise that all this new “technology” was, is in fact the act of putting a thin piece of silicone over the mouth of the nozzle? It was almost hilariously bad, and I can only hope it feels better than it looks. As for the rest of the toy, the suction stimulation seems on par with the Pro 2 Next Generation, which I had assumed since I’ve seen no advertising to suggest that the Generation 3 is stronger, although I do think perhaps that it is ever so slightly louder. This is then made worse once the vibrations are activated, which are quite loud and a higher pitch than the suction’s noise too, making them more obvious. On this note, the vibrations aren’t great, being fairly buzzy, but the strangest thing about them is that I’m not sure where they are. I can hear them, and I can feel the residual vibrations that tell me there’s a motor going off somewhere inside of the toy, but there is no area on the product where they can really be felt. Finally, as for the additional covered nozzle, this has quite an interesting effect in regards to the Generation 3’s noise levels, as the suction sounds significantly louder with it applied. Thankfully, this is reduced once the mouth is placed against something, but it still isn’t really the sort of function you can use discreetly.

My Experience

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3
There are only two minor visual differences between the two versions. This reflective marking on the Connect, and deeper logo engravings on the Non-Connect.

As I anticipated, the suction on the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 feels the same as on the Next Generation, so for detailed notes and comparisons between other suction products, I’d recommend checking out that review. That’s not to say it’s bad though, as I simply adore this level of suction, and I frequently find myself having some incredibly strong, fast and satisfying orgasms with the Generation 3. If I was going to say just one thing, however, it would be that the Generation 3’s suction does seem a little more spluttery and inconsistent than on my copy of the Next Generation, which is a frequent occurrence with suction toys and not something that really makes a big impact to my use. As for using the vibrations, these are so subtle due to the issues that I mentioned before, that whilst they add a hint of stimulation to the suction, it isn’t enough to really make an impact, nor can it shine on its own (although if you did want to try, I’d say behind the head is the best location for it, rather than the nozzle where they can barely be felt). Finally, we have to talk about the “Liquid Air Technology” and its closed nozzle. I still had hope for this despite appearances, but it really is exactly as it looks. That rather than getting to enjoy everything that makes suction great, you’re instead placing a barrier over your clitoris to prevent full stimulation. I mean, imagine if something took your favourite vibrator, and then put a thick blanket between you and it and told you it was a “special experience”. Whilst I do kind of see what they were going for when they spoke about it feeling like gushing water, as it has hints of this sensation, the overall feeling I get is one of being teased and wanting more, and I have found myself unable to really enjoy or orgasm from this mode, and the one time I did it was incredibly unsatisfying.

Cleaning & Care

Cleaning the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 is very easy as it is waterproof. Plus, if the head is the only thing that got dirty, you can simply remove it and just clean this element. Simply wash the toy and / or the nozzle in some warm soapy water, rinse, dry, and then reassemble and store however you wish. Since the toy is made of silicone though, do make sure to not use silicone-based lubricants with it, as these may damage the material.

Final Thoughts

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 with both nozzles

So, the iconic Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation has finally been updated, and there are two questions on everyone’s lips: should I get one, or, if I already have one, should I upgrade? Well, in my opinion, the Pro 2 Generation 3’s biggest selling point compared to its predecessor is its compatibility with the Satisfyer Connect App, which funnily enough only one of the versions comes with. Whilst I don’t make use of sex toy apps personally, I obviously see their appeal, and for anyone in a long distance relationship or who enjoys handing over control of their toys, this is a real winner. But if, like me, you don’t use apps, then you’re probably best off sticking with the Pro 2 Next Generation, at least until the price difference between the two lessens or it gets discontinued (at the time of writing, the Next Generation is $100 AUD / $70 USD whilst the Generation 3 is $130 AUD / $90 USD). This is due to the completely underwhelming vibrations and additional “Air Technology” nozzle, which aren’t worth the extra dollars in my opinion, especially considering you’re also giving up battery life for them. Although I will note that whilst the closed nozzle was not for me, and I doubt it would be for many experienced suction users, it does have a place for beginners or those that have a sensitive clitoris, as it essentially provides a protective layer in which you may grow slowly accustom to the sensation. Overall though, whilst the Pro 2’s most important feature, its suction, is thankfully still a hit in the Generation 3, unfortunately Satisfyer’s attempt to add new modes to this classic just missed the mark.

You can get the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 from Peepshow Toys for just $133 AUD / $89.99 USD, plus use my discount code GRACE for 10% OFF your order!

You can get the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Connect from Peepshow Toys for just $146 AUD / $98.99 USD, plus use my discount code GRACE for 10% OFF your order!

It’s been almost ten years now since the Satisfyer Pro 2 was first released, and yet it still takes out the top spot on every retailer’s bestsellers list year after year. But while it’s always been an exceptional product and the first-of-its-kind, introducing suction stimulation to the world, this is also largely because rather than just leaving it be, Satisfyer have continued to tinker away and update the Pro 2 throughout the years to ensure it continues to meet the industry’s ever-changing standards. Its first major update, dubbed the Next Generation, launched in 2017 and has remained my recommended introductory…

Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3

Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3

2023-03-18

Grace





Whilst the suction is just as enjoyable as on my beloved Pro 2 Next Generation, the vibrations and Air Technology were a let down and not worth the upgrade unless you also want the benefits of the Satisfyer Connect App.


Material – 100%


Design – 100%


Solo – 95%


Partner – 95%


Suction – 80%


Vibrations – 30%


Liquid Air – 40%


Noise Level – 70%


App – 90%

78%

Good

Whilst the suction is just as enjoyable as on my beloved Pro 2 Next Generation, the vibrations and Air Technology were a let down and not worth the upgrade unless you also want the benefits of the Satisfyer Connect App.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.










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Review: Deeper Blue Ceramics – Princess Previews



Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte

It was at a sex convention that I first fell in love with adult products all those years ago, but while so much has changed in this industry since then, it seems conventions, sadly, have not. Walking into a sex con, such as Sexpo, today, looks much like it did seven years ago, and if anything things have gone backwards. With the vast majority of products being non-body-safe, barely any representation from quality brands or retailers, and questionable guest stars, I find myself struggling more and more each year to attend. But the thing that keeps me going is the thought of finding a diamond in the rough, and by that I mean the opportunity to scout out new local businesses that I might not have found out about otherwise, and then share them with you all. In previous years this has led me to finds such as the MiaMaxx Hand-Held Thruster and Cloudnine Hummingbird, and it’s even where I first met Geeky Sex Toys, who I now work for. But it was at the most recent convention that I first came into contact with a small business who I believe represents everything this industry needs right now, and that business was Deeper Blue Ceramics.

The Brand

Deeper Blue Ceramics is a small Australian-based business that has been creating handmade ceramic sex toys for around a year now. It’s the sort of beautiful ceramic work that I am use to seeing at indie markets in the form of plant pots or dinnerware, except this time that finesse and skill has instead been applied to creating dildos. When I first saw their stand at Sexpo last year I was immediately intrigued by the beauty of it all, but what was more impressive was just how passionate they clearly were about their work once we started talking. One of the main things that stood out to me though, other than their focus on aesthetically beautiful and unique body-safe products, was just how environmentally conscious they were, and I remember the two of us sharing complaints about the immense level of waste associated with sex toys. As such, they work with a zero-waste mindset, and achieve this by doing things such as recycling and reusing all excess clay, water and tools, and using sustainably sourced packaging that is compostable (and in most cases made from recycled paper and cardboard), just to name a few. This sustainable approach, combined with toys that should last you a lifetime, really reflects the way I think the sex toy industry needs to head in the future, and so I couldn’t have been more excited when they offered to send me one of their products for review.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Base and Shaft

Product Description

With a specialisation in mostly non-phallic dildos (and a few dinner sets), currently the range at Deeper Blue Ceramics is quite small and your choice of products will mostly depend on your colour and size preferences, however if you do really want something different then they are open to custom designs. For this review I was sent a Lilac Matte, which is just one of their many unique pieces. Tones of light blue cover this piece, with slight variations here and there which highlight its hand-made quality, whilst the smooth matte coating is pleasant to the touch. With a length of about 13cm / 5″ (about 11cm / 4.3″ insertable) and a diameter of 3.5cm / 1.4″, this toy definitely on the small side, however that seems appropriate for its firm density. While my Lilac Matte isn’t a perfect replica of its product listing, with a flatter head and less tapered shaft than it appears on the website, that is to be expected of a hand-made toy and it is exciting to consider that there isn’t another Lilac Matte out there quite like mine. Then, while it’s hard to tell from just my photos, the toy’s shaft isn’t completely smooth, as there are small bumps and ridges along the way, which add an element of texture to the product. At the very end of the toy is then another ridge, however this one is quite large and obvious, and this acts to create a small handle-like area where you can place your fingers during use. Lastly, whilst all of the insertable portions of the toy feature the body-safe coating and colour, the bottom of the base has been left bare and thus is quite rough. The only element that you will find on the base is the company logo, which has been etched into the clay, and I think is a really nice personal touch that further emphasises the hand-made nature of the item.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Base

Packaging

My order for the Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte was placed around the 27th of January and I promptly received it by the 4th of February. There was no mention of what the contents were, however the label did list the sender as Deeper Blue Ceramics. Thankfully though unless your mailman or nosy housemate bothers to look up what that is, they’re pretty unlikely to assume it is a sex toy.  As you’d imagine, the packaging for the Lilac Matte was then very simple, with the product arriving in a small box made out of recycled card, and the only brand indication being a small sticker with the Deeper Blue Ceramics logo on it. Inside the box the toy was then beautifully wrapped in some branded tissue paper, whilst the whole thing was well protected through the use of packaging materials. Then, in addition to the toy itself, a small card was also included which lists care instructions for the product. Overall I am very happy with this packaging as it is minimal and involves nothing unnecessary, and every element is either reusable or recyclable. Plus, the box also doubles as a great place to keep your toy in-between uses, due to the included padding and how visually discreet it is.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Packaging
The Lilac Matte alongside its box.

My Experience

Despite the Lilac’s small size I was unsure if I would be able to insert it without warming up first due to its firm material, but thankfully it turns out that it is able to go in quite easily after a good quality lubricant has been applied. Still, if I do want to make insertion even smoother then using a small silicone toy first, such as the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo or Godemiche Ambit, works perfectly. An important factor to keep in mind about this toy prior to insertion, however, is the fact that it is very sensitive to temperature, and as such it will start off quite cold. This makes it perfect for temperature play though, and it’s very easy to warm up under a tap or in a bowl of water prior to use, which can be essential during winter. Whether I heat it up or not, inserting something that has its own temperature immediately adds an extra form of sensation to my play that I am not use to, and I love the feeling of it slowly warming to meet my body temperature during use. Then, after a couple of minutes of being inside of me it will become quite hot, and this in particular is a form of stimulation that I adore, as it adds a new level of pleasure to my use of the Lilac Matte. Unfortunately, due to its shape and size I am unable to stimulate any of my pleasure points with it, however I have found that it can rub the outside of my G-Spot, which is still quite pleasurable. My favourite way to use the Lilac Matte though has just been to thrust it in and out, and its firmness really helps to heighten this sensation, as it makes even the weakest of thrusts feel powerful and intense. Then, adding a clitoral vibrator to the mix, such as the Dame Kip or Hot Octopuss AMO, really allows me to have some absolutely excellent orgasms with this product. The only downside I would suggest regarding the Lilac Matte is that due to the length of it my fingers do get quite messy, but having the little ridge to protect them definitely helps with this, and I do think that if it was any longer then it may not be as comfortable to thrust with.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Detailing

Cleaning & Care

Since the Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte is both waterproof and body-safe, cleaning it is easy. As it notes on the care details card, taking care of your ceramic toy is very similar to taking care of a coffee mug, as after use you can just lightly wash it by hand or in the dishwasher with a soap of your choice. You should also be careful when handling it to avoid damage, and make sure to check over the toy for any potential chips or cracks prior to use. After cleaning you can then display your beautiful toy somewhere, or for more discreet storage you can put it back in its original packaging (since the packaging is a little big for my tastes I’ve particularly taken to wrapping it in a furoshiki for protection, which is what it is displayed on in these photos).

Final Thoughts

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte
The Lilac Matte with the tissue paper it was wrapped in and its care details card.

I’ve spoken many times on the blog about the products that I am sent often feeling more like works of art than sex toys, but the Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte takes that to an entirely new level. I am a big fan of handmade ceramic pieces and regularly buy this sort of thing at local markets, so being able to now combine my love for this with sex toys just couldn’t be any more perfect. Not to mention how important sustainability and the zero-waste movement has become to me over the last year or so (which is surprisingly very difficult to abide by as a sex toy reviewer). With its subtle design this product could easily fit in amongst other home decor items, allowing it to remain discreet (clearly it is a scrunchie holder), but its simplicity is also what makes it one of my most aesthetically pleasing dildos yet. Plus, the best bit is that this toy isn’t just all looks, as it feels simply amazing in use too. The smooth yet firm texture, alongside its temperature play abilities, all work to prove that ceramic is an excellent medium for a sex toy, whilst the design allows for these elements to not become too overwhelming during use. Then, to top it all off is the fact that the Lilac Matte is actually quite cheap, since with a price tag of only $80 AUD this is a lot less than you’ll typically find for such a high quality hand-made toy. Overall this is an excellent product from a brand with a great ethos, and there has truly never been a better time to support small independent toy makers like this!

While the Lilac Matte is no longer a preset option, Deeper Blue Ceramics continue to offer a wide range of beautiful dildos and can also be contacted for custom designs. Plus, don’t forget to use my code GRACE to get 10% OFF your total order!

Last updated: 14/8/24
Price at the time of writing: $80 AUD / $52 USD

It was at a sex convention that I first fell in love with adult products all those years ago, but while so much has changed in this industry since then, it seems conventions, sadly, have not. Walking into a sex con, such as Sexpo, today, looks much like it did seven years ago, and if anything things have gone backwards. With the vast majority of products being non-body-safe, barely any representation from quality brands or retailers, and questionable guest stars, I find myself struggling more and more each year to attend. But the thing that keeps me going is the…

Review: Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte

Review: Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte

2020-04-22

Grace





A beautiful toy that uses its unique ceramic material for full effect with its temperature play abilities and subtle design.


Material – 95%


Appearance – 95%


Solo – 80%


Partner – 70%

85%

Great

A beautiful toy that uses its unique ceramic material for full effect with its temperature play abilities and subtle design.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.










Ceramic
Review: Deeper Blue Ceramics – Princess Previews



Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte

It was at a sex convention that I first fell in love with adult products all those years ago, but while so much has changed in this industry since then, it seems conventions, sadly, have not. Walking into a sex con, such as Sexpo, today, looks much like it did seven years ago, and if anything things have gone backwards. With the vast majority of products being non-body-safe, barely any representation from quality brands or retailers, and questionable guest stars, I find myself struggling more and more each year to attend. But the thing that keeps me going is the thought of finding a diamond in the rough, and by that I mean the opportunity to scout out new local businesses that I might not have found out about otherwise, and then share them with you all. In previous years this has led me to finds such as the MiaMaxx Hand-Held Thruster and Cloudnine Hummingbird, and it’s even where I first met Geeky Sex Toys, who I now work for. But it was at the most recent convention that I first came into contact with a small business who I believe represents everything this industry needs right now, and that business was Deeper Blue Ceramics.

The Brand

Deeper Blue Ceramics is a small Australian-based business that has been creating handmade ceramic sex toys for around a year now. It’s the sort of beautiful ceramic work that I am use to seeing at indie markets in the form of plant pots or dinnerware, except this time that finesse and skill has instead been applied to creating dildos. When I first saw their stand at Sexpo last year I was immediately intrigued by the beauty of it all, but what was more impressive was just how passionate they clearly were about their work once we started talking. One of the main things that stood out to me though, other than their focus on aesthetically beautiful and unique body-safe products, was just how environmentally conscious they were, and I remember the two of us sharing complaints about the immense level of waste associated with sex toys. As such, they work with a zero-waste mindset, and achieve this by doing things such as recycling and reusing all excess clay, water and tools, and using sustainably sourced packaging that is compostable (and in most cases made from recycled paper and cardboard), just to name a few. This sustainable approach, combined with toys that should last you a lifetime, really reflects the way I think the sex toy industry needs to head in the future, and so I couldn’t have been more excited when they offered to send me one of their products for review.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Base and Shaft

Product Description

With a specialisation in mostly non-phallic dildos (and a few dinner sets), currently the range at Deeper Blue Ceramics is quite small and your choice of products will mostly depend on your colour and size preferences, however if you do really want something different then they are open to custom designs. For this review I was sent a Lilac Matte, which is just one of their many unique pieces. Tones of light blue cover this piece, with slight variations here and there which highlight its hand-made quality, whilst the smooth matte coating is pleasant to the touch. With a length of about 13cm / 5″ (about 11cm / 4.3″ insertable) and a diameter of 3.5cm / 1.4″, this toy definitely on the small side, however that seems appropriate for its firm density. While my Lilac Matte isn’t a perfect replica of its product listing, with a flatter head and less tapered shaft than it appears on the website, that is to be expected of a hand-made toy and it is exciting to consider that there isn’t another Lilac Matte out there quite like mine. Then, while it’s hard to tell from just my photos, the toy’s shaft isn’t completely smooth, as there are small bumps and ridges along the way, which add an element of texture to the product. At the very end of the toy is then another ridge, however this one is quite large and obvious, and this acts to create a small handle-like area where you can place your fingers during use. Lastly, whilst all of the insertable portions of the toy feature the body-safe coating and colour, the bottom of the base has been left bare and thus is quite rough. The only element that you will find on the base is the company logo, which has been etched into the clay, and I think is a really nice personal touch that further emphasises the hand-made nature of the item.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Base

Packaging

My order for the Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte was placed around the 27th of January and I promptly received it by the 4th of February. There was no mention of what the contents were, however the label did list the sender as Deeper Blue Ceramics. Thankfully though unless your mailman or nosy housemate bothers to look up what that is, they’re pretty unlikely to assume it is a sex toy.  As you’d imagine, the packaging for the Lilac Matte was then very simple, with the product arriving in a small box made out of recycled card, and the only brand indication being a small sticker with the Deeper Blue Ceramics logo on it. Inside the box the toy was then beautifully wrapped in some branded tissue paper, whilst the whole thing was well protected through the use of packaging materials. Then, in addition to the toy itself, a small card was also included which lists care instructions for the product. Overall I am very happy with this packaging as it is minimal and involves nothing unnecessary, and every element is either reusable or recyclable. Plus, the box also doubles as a great place to keep your toy in-between uses, due to the included padding and how visually discreet it is.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Packaging
The Lilac Matte alongside its box.

My Experience

Despite the Lilac’s small size I was unsure if I would be able to insert it without warming up first due to its firm material, but thankfully it turns out that it is able to go in quite easily after a good quality lubricant has been applied. Still, if I do want to make insertion even smoother then using a small silicone toy first, such as the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo or Godemiche Ambit, works perfectly. An important factor to keep in mind about this toy prior to insertion, however, is the fact that it is very sensitive to temperature, and as such it will start off quite cold. This makes it perfect for temperature play though, and it’s very easy to warm up under a tap or in a bowl of water prior to use, which can be essential during winter. Whether I heat it up or not, inserting something that has its own temperature immediately adds an extra form of sensation to my play that I am not use to, and I love the feeling of it slowly warming to meet my body temperature during use. Then, after a couple of minutes of being inside of me it will become quite hot, and this in particular is a form of stimulation that I adore, as it adds a new level of pleasure to my use of the Lilac Matte. Unfortunately, due to its shape and size I am unable to stimulate any of my pleasure points with it, however I have found that it can rub the outside of my G-Spot, which is still quite pleasurable. My favourite way to use the Lilac Matte though has just been to thrust it in and out, and its firmness really helps to heighten this sensation, as it makes even the weakest of thrusts feel powerful and intense. Then, adding a clitoral vibrator to the mix, such as the Dame Kip or Hot Octopuss AMO, really allows me to have some absolutely excellent orgasms with this product. The only downside I would suggest regarding the Lilac Matte is that due to the length of it my fingers do get quite messy, but having the little ridge to protect them definitely helps with this, and I do think that if it was any longer then it may not be as comfortable to thrust with.

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte Detailing

Cleaning & Care

Since the Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte is both waterproof and body-safe, cleaning it is easy. As it notes on the care details card, taking care of your ceramic toy is very similar to taking care of a coffee mug, as after use you can just lightly wash it by hand or in the dishwasher with a soap of your choice. You should also be careful when handling it to avoid damage, and make sure to check over the toy for any potential chips or cracks prior to use. After cleaning you can then display your beautiful toy somewhere, or for more discreet storage you can put it back in its original packaging (since the packaging is a little big for my tastes I’ve particularly taken to wrapping it in a furoshiki for protection, which is what it is displayed on in these photos).

Final Thoughts

Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte
The Lilac Matte with the tissue paper it was wrapped in and its care details card.

I’ve spoken many times on the blog about the products that I am sent often feeling more like works of art than sex toys, but the Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte takes that to an entirely new level. I am a big fan of handmade ceramic pieces and regularly buy this sort of thing at local markets, so being able to now combine my love for this with sex toys just couldn’t be any more perfect. Not to mention how important sustainability and the zero-waste movement has become to me over the last year or so (which is surprisingly very difficult to abide by as a sex toy reviewer). With its subtle design this product could easily fit in amongst other home decor items, allowing it to remain discreet (clearly it is a scrunchie holder), but its simplicity is also what makes it one of my most aesthetically pleasing dildos yet. Plus, the best bit is that this toy isn’t just all looks, as it feels simply amazing in use too. The smooth yet firm texture, alongside its temperature play abilities, all work to prove that ceramic is an excellent medium for a sex toy, whilst the design allows for these elements to not become too overwhelming during use. Then, to top it all off is the fact that the Lilac Matte is actually quite cheap, since with a price tag of only $80 AUD this is a lot less than you’ll typically find for such a high quality hand-made toy. Overall this is an excellent product from a brand with a great ethos, and there has truly never been a better time to support small independent toy makers like this!

While the Lilac Matte is no longer a preset option, Deeper Blue Ceramics continue to offer a wide range of beautiful dildos and can also be contacted for custom designs. Plus, don’t forget to use my code GRACE to get 10% OFF your total order!

Last updated: 14/8/24
Price at the time of writing: $80 AUD / $52 USD

It was at a sex convention that I first fell in love with adult products all those years ago, but while so much has changed in this industry since then, it seems conventions, sadly, have not. Walking into a sex con, such as Sexpo, today, looks much like it did seven years ago, and if anything things have gone backwards. With the vast majority of products being non-body-safe, barely any representation from quality brands or retailers, and questionable guest stars, I find myself struggling more and more each year to attend. But the thing that keeps me going is the…

Review: Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte

Review: Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac Matte

2020-04-22

Grace





A beautiful toy that uses its unique ceramic material for full effect with its temperature play abilities and subtle design.


Material – 95%


Appearance – 95%


Solo – 80%


Partner – 70%

85%

Great

A beautiful toy that uses its unique ceramic material for full effect with its temperature play abilities and subtle design.

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.










Ceramic