Whilst I’m always open to trying new things, there are brands I tend to work with more frequently than others. Admittedly, I am very lucky that these brands mostly represent the very best of the sex toy industry, allowing me to easily cover any new releases that seem particularly promising. But, like any good reviewer, I am constantly reading other people’s verdicts on toys or brands I haven’t tried, and just generally keeping my eyes out to ensure I don’t miss something worthwhile. One such brand that keeps popping up on my radar lately is Dame, as whilst I have reviewed for them in the past, they have an almost entirely new range now. It seems that after their (in my opinion) disastrous start, things have continued to turn around since I reviewed their Kip back in 2019, as these days I hear nothing but positives about the US-based brand, with this praise seemingly culminating with the release of their Com massager. So, when Good Vibes approached me recently and asked me to choose something from their store to review, the choice was easy.

The Sender

Before I get into it, let’s talk a little more about Good Vibes. It is my first time working directly with the US-based retailer, although I am sure it is a name that’s well known to anyone in this industry. Founded in 1977, they were one of the first sex-positive, shame-free, and woman-friendly places to shop for sex toys, and their commitment to this has never changed, believing pleasure is a birthright, no matter who you are. Now with seven stores across California and two in Massachusetts, alongside their huge online shop, they regularly hold events and workshops, and even have their very own Antique Vibrator Museum alongside tours by its curator, the Dr. Carol Queen! Through their GiVe Program, they regularly raise donations for organisations with aligned goals, and in 1995 they even declared May “National Masturbation Month”. Plus, in 2007 Good Vibes became the first multi-channel retail company to discontinue products made with phthalates, with their Sex Educator Sales Associates even receiving more training than most physicians. Despite their location, Good Vibes deliver discreetly worldwide and offer free domestic shipping on orders over $85 USD, with my discount code GRACE taking 10% OFF most items.

Product Description

Whilst Dame had a rocky start with their “innovative” sex toys, the Fin and Eva, since then they have focused on just developing high-quality versions of classic sex toy designs, which is something I can get behind. What’s more, even though they are now quite an established company, they only have a very small selection of products. So, while I cannot completely forgive them for discontinuing the Kip, their unusually refined collection has certainly caught my eye more than a few times, as has their beautiful minimalist branding, which just might be my favourite in the industry. Of their current range, the Com is definitely the toy I have heard the most about, and as their take on the wand massager, one of my favourite types of sex toy, I was eager to find out how it would compare to my other toys. Designed with a curved handle for increased comfort and easy handling, it is not the first time I’ve tried a so-called “ergonomic” massager, with products like the Sola Sync and We-Vibe Wand coming to mind. Although it certainly might be the most visually simple wand I’ve ever tried, as its silicone body features nothing besides two small indentations at the end to signal the buttons, and a plastic area on the back surrounding the toy’s metal plates for the charging cord to connect to (this is smart, usually toys have the metal plates sticking out of the silicone, but by doing this it protects the user from the rough surface and accidental scratching). This simplicity means that the colour of the silicone really matters, with the Com coming in either periwinkle or quartz pink, and as a big fan of Dame’s signature blue I requested the toy in the former. Unfortunately though I received it in the pink, which is so light it can almost look white in some lights, and this has definitely been a bit of a bummer. Plus, there are multiple minor visual imperfections in the silicone, from nicks and stains on the back, to a raised lump on one side, which this light pink no doubt shows and is more susceptible to than the blue. It’s also worth mentioning that despite this being a full-sized massager, it is quite light, weighing in at only 277g, which is less than half of what the Magic Wand Rechargeable weighs. Finally, this toy is also USB rechargeable, waterproof and body-safe.

Packaging

My order for the Dame Com was placed with Good Vibes on the 18th of March and it arrived on the 8th of April. One of the things that most allured me to the Com was the pictures I had seen online of its packaging, and I was not disappointed, with the box bringing all of the brand’s signature blueness that I was wanting from this toy, even if my version is in pink. A large high-quality box featuring a picture of the toy alongside some basic info on what it can do, Dame’s minimalism is once again used to great effect here. Opening this up, the Com is then found resting safely in plastic, but even this has been used to accentuate the design, with the toy’s outline being repeated in the ridges. Removing these two elements, you’ll then be able to access the Com’s accessories, which are a high-quality branded storage pouch, instruction manual, charging cord, sticker, and voucher for your next purchase. In addition, the toy also comes with a three year warranty.

Charging

Charging the Dame Com is easy since it is USB rechargeable, and the brand recommends doing so before first use. Simply plug one end of the cord into a USB port and then connect the other end magnetically to the bottom of the Com’s handle. This has a strong connection strength, so it should be fairly reliable, but as with all magnetic chargers do be careful when placing it down to avoid unwanted disconnections. Once on charge, a green light on the Com will flash, with this becoming solid upon completion, and this should take around two hours to provide one hour of play time. Plus, when the battery is low, pressing a button on the Com will cause this light to flash red as an indicator. In addition, I also wanted to mention that whilst it is not branded, the Com’s charging cord is one of the nicest I’ve ever received with a sex toy, being covered in a grey knitted fabric.

Controls

The controls on the Dame Com are almost identical to those on the Kip, both visually and functionally, making this a familiar experience for me. The only difference is a raised dot on one, which makes for a helpful tactile point of reference when you can’t see the controls. Basically though there are three buttons, one being a power button that is on its own, and the other two being at either end of the longer depression, with the increase button being the one with the dot above it. To turn the toy on or off, simply hold down the power button, with the Com starting on its lowest steady speed. You can then either click or hold the increase button down to raise the vibration strength through the toy’s five levels (there is a slight delay to holding it down, as it slowly changes strength in a natural way, rather than a quick ramp up), and then do the same with the decrease button. Plus, you can also click the power button whilst the toy is on to activate the pattern modes, of which there are four, and these can also be increased through the five intensity levels. Overall, Dame has once again done a great job of providing comprehensive yet simple controls, and a little thing like being able to choose between clicking or holding down the button to advance through the levels makes a big impact. Plus, I didn’t even realise that the Com had patterns until writing this review, and as someone who dislikes them this is perfect, as I don’t need to worry about accidentally turning them on like I do on many other toys. Finally, whilst it isn’t mentioned in the Com’s instructions, like the Kip it has a travel lock, and this can be activated by holding the power button down for 10 seconds, with success being indicated by the light flashing red, and deactivated by putting it on charge.

First Impressions

I might love the Dame Kip’s vibrations, but converting those into something worthy of a wand massager isn’t exactly an easy task. So I was totally taken aback when I turned the Com on for the first time and found the deep, rumbly vibrations contained within. It’s not the most powerful massager I’ve ever tried, with something like the Magic Wand Rechargeable far surpassing it, but it is the quality of those vibrations that makes up for this. Deep into bass territory, each of the Com’s five levels are a rumble-lovers paradise, to the point where this might just be the most rumbly massager (potentially even toy) I’ve ever tried. The downside to all of this, sadly, is the noise. Dame advertises the Com’s low noise level as being one of its selling points, and at first I agree. But depending on how I hold it, something happens that causes this noise to increase considerably. It’s an issue I have seen before in the Dame Fin, and I presume it is due to the silicone becoming unstuck to the internal plastics, causing it to make additional noise as it vibrates freely. Perhaps this is just a fault in my copy, as without this additional noise I actually find the Com’s volume very impressive. And, thankfully, when pressure is applied to the head (such as during use), it mostly goes away, leaving me with one of the quietest full-sized massagers I have ever used. But as soon as I remove it, this other noise begins, which just totally ruins the mood, being even louder than the Magic Wand Rechargeable’s final speed and in a much more annoying pitch.

My Experience

You’ll be glad to know that the Dame Com’s volume troubles are where the problems start and end for this toy. Because for the rest of my experience, I have nothing but praise. Comfortable to hold and easy to control, the rumbly vibrations work wonders when applied to my clitoris, or anywhere else on my body for that matter. What they lack in power they make up for in their depth, allowing them to deeply penetrate my vulva to stimulate much more than just the surface level. This not only increases pleasure, but also reduces the chance of me getting numbed out or itchy, which sometimes occurs with buzzy vibrations. Something else I love, which traditional wand massagers such as the Magic Wand series cannot achieve, is that its head and handle shape make it easy to use the massager on an angle, rather than having to hold it straight down onto my clitoris. I can only imagine how useful this will be for those with a limited reach or other mobility issues, especially when combined with how light-weight this toy is. Plus, because of the shape, if you do require pressure you only need to place a small amount on the top of the handle, again helping to make this one of the most accessible massagers I’ve tried, which is particularly crucial when you consider that many of the previous ergonomic wands I’ve reviewed, like the We-Vibe Wand and Sola Sync, have since been discontinued. Orgasms are then super satisfying, and turning them into multiple is easy due to those high quality vibes. Compared to my other massagers, whilst it doesn’t quite live up to the legacy of my all-time favourite, the Magic Wand Rechargeable, it is certainly one of the best I have ever tried, and easily beats out toys like the Magic Wand Mini. In fact, even compared to the vastly more expensive Doxy Die Cast 3R, which is also more powerful, I again prefer the Com and its style of vibrations.

Cleaning & Care

Cleaning the Dame Com is easy since it is fully waterproof. Plus, being an external toy it is unlikely to get too messy anyway, and my favourite hack with massagers (especially one as strong as this) is to just use them through my pants to avoid any cleaning at all! If fluids do end up on the massager head though, you can simply give it a quick wipe with some warm soapy water before drying. It can then be stored in the bag it came with, although even this isn’t really necessary as not only is it not an internal toy, but it also doesn’t attract dust. Additionally, do make sure to avoid using silicone-based lubricants with this product, as they may have a negative reaction with the silicone it is made from.

Final Thoughts

So rarely do I get to give products a perfect review. So the fact that the Dame Com was thhhiiissssss close to one, and then let down by an issue that, for all I know, could be unique to my copy, is the most frustrating. But even though my Com isn’t perfect, this didn’t take away from my, or my clitoris’, appreciation for the rest of what it can do. Plus, I like to think that whatever is wrong with my version would be covered by Dame’s impressive three year warranty. From the easy to use yet advanced controls, the ergonomic and accessible shape, the use of full body silicone for quick cleaning and waterproofing… the list goes on. Plus, with extra features such as a low battery alert, travel lock, and vibration patterns, the Dame Com may look simple, but is anything but. In fact, other than the discontinued We-Vibe Wand, this might just be the most comprehensive wand massager I’ve tried, and is a truly impressive piece of human-centred design. And all of this is without even mentioning those deeply rumbly vibrations, which are oh so satisfying. No, it didn’t beat out my Magic Wand Rechargeable for my favourite massager, with that toy only being slightly more money. But there are so many advantages to the Com, that it could very well still be the one for you. Either way, it has absolutely won my heart, and I can’t see it leaving my nightstand anytime soon.

You can get the Dame Com from Good Vibes for just $178 AUD / $119 USD!

Last updated: 23/6/24

Price at the time of writing: $178 AUD / $119 USD

This post was sponsored by Good Vibes, but as always, all opinions are my own. 

After ten years of reviewing sex toys, I often feel like I’ve seen it all. And if I am excited about a new product, it is usually only because of its brand reputation. So when Peepshow Toys got in touch recently and asked if I wanted to review a toy I’d never heard of before, I immediately dismissed it. Since I’m just one person, I can only review so many products, and as I was already in the middle of reviewing the Njoy Disco and Swan Maximum Bullet for them, I knew I would sadly need to turn whatever it was down. Well, never have I changed my mind so fast! Because once I actually clicked on Peepshow’s link to see what The Orb Vibrator was, I was instantly sold. Turns out I hadn’t seen it all after all!

Product Description

The Orb Vibrator is a clitoral vibrator with a plasma ball attached to it, and a product my partner has dubbed the “coolest sex toy ever”. I’ve got to admit myself, it is pretty damn cool. If you aren’t sure what I’m talking about, I have a video here which demonstrates it pretty well, but if you remember those glass electricity balls that were similar to lava lamps, where you can put your hands on them and watch the light dance off your fingers, then that’s exactly what it is, just miniaturised and stuck on the end of a vibrator. It’s a genius idea and whoever thought it up definitely deserves a raise, because even if this thing didn’t vibrate, having a handheld version like this is a great way to spice things up in the bedroom, providing a mini light show as you run it across your partner’s body. But, of course, vibrations make things even better, and this toy boasts not just one motor, but two! With one located just behind the plasma ball and the other at the end of the handle, you have a lot of choice about how you want to use this toy, with Peepshow Toys even suggesting the sensations are similar to a wand massager. With the exterior of the ball being made of hard ABS plastic and the rest of the toy being covered in a turquoise silicone, this then uses a quilted texture for improved grip. It is small, with just enough room on the handle for all four of my fingers to fit, and on its backside you’ll find two buttons from which you can control The Orb Vibrator and a hole for the charging cord to plug into. Finally, this toy is also water-resistant, USB rechargeable and body-safe.

Packaging

My order for The Orb Vibrator was placed with Peepshow Toys on the 19th of June and I received it on the 25th, which was great timing coming from the US to Australia. Plus, as usual the package was completely discreet, with no mention of the sender or what was inside. Now, I have been reviewing for Peepshow Toys for seven years, but this is the first time I’m aware that they have released a toy of their own, which surprised me. Checking out the packaging for The Orb Vibrator though, it is clear that this is a white-label product. However, it is still certainly the first time I have seen it, so either we’re going to be seeing a lot more of this design pop up soon or they have gotten the exclusive rights to it (if that is a thing). Either way, it was a very smart move on their part to snap up such a unique design and then trademark its name.

With this in mind, the packaging for the toy is super simple. A white box featuring a picture of The Orb Vibrator, the small amount of information that is presented on it is not the best. On one side, four colour options are shown, even though Peepshow Toys only currently stock one, whilst on the opposite side four features are advertised: FW (?), Mute (it is obviously not silent), “Sharging” (it means charging), and Waterproof (it is not waterproof). Finally, on the back some actual information is provided, such as charging times and measurements, but the toy is also called the DF960, has the dreaded “for novelty use only”, and my favourite part: the FDA symbol being crossed out with marker. This sleeve can then be removed to reveal a completely blank cardboard box underneath, which when opened reveals the toy safely resting in foam, alongside its charging cord and a instruction manual. Thankfully this small booklet is free of further typos, although it does refer to the toy as the Electric Pulsing Vibrator. Overall, as someone who frequently reviews white-label toys from Chinese retailers, this is all perfectly acceptable to me. But as US-retailer Peepshow Toys’ big new release, I don’t think this packaging is really appropriate and provides a very bad first impression of the item, and consequently their brand.

Charging

Charging The Orb Vibrator is easy since it is USB rechargeable. Simply plug one end of the cord into a USB port and plug the other end into the small hole under the toy’s controls, puncturing the silicone. Once on charge the LED button lights will flash, with these becoming solid upon completion, and charging should take around 90 minutes to provide one hour of play time.

Controls

Controlling The Orb Vibrator is easy as there are two buttons, with each corresponding to one of the toy’s motors. It’s also easy to remember which is which, since the buttons simply control the motor they are closest to. The two motors can then be used separately or together, operating completely independently from one another. To turn either side on, simply hold the corresponding button down for two seconds, with the vibrations turning on at their lowest steady speed. You can then continue clicking the button to cycle through the toy’s ten modes, with these being the same across the two motors. Of these, there are then three steady speeds and seven patterns, and at any time you can hold the button down again to turn off that motor. As for the plasma ball, this is activated by the button that runs the motor behind it, although the vibration modes do not affect it, remaining at a constant. Overall I am a big fan of this system, however the vibrations do occasionally seem to have a mind of their own, which is something I haven’t really experienced with a vibrator before despite my sizable collection. Sometimes a motor will turn off on its own, activate a mode that shouldn’t be next in the lineup, change mode upon turning off the other motor, etc. Although it does mostly seem to occur when both motors are turned on at once, which thankfully you wouldn’t really be doing that much during use anyway. Plus, another issue is that I often struggle to find the plasma ball button without looking at the toy, because whilst the other button has obvious grooves and protrudes slightly from the silicone, this button has very little tactile presence.

First Impressions

Considering the packaging for The Orb Vibrator and its obviously gimmicky nature, I didn’t have huge expectations for the vibrations in this toy. And that is very much what you get with the motor next to the plasma head, as this is very weak and buzzy. But the secondary motor at the end of the handle is a totally different beast, and it really surprised me. Strong and rumbly, this is the complete opposite of its sister motor, and definitely the one I was most eager to try. Of course the downside is that it is very loud, and even though the vibrations in the other end are so different and have a much more buzzy frequency, they are equal in noise level, meaning this toy cannot be used discreetly. Plus, since a big aspect to The Orb Vibrator is couples play, the noise can get in the way. Finally, as for the plasma, this is great. I haven’t had any issues with it and it looks super effective, responding to all my touch and just being down right mesmerising.

My Experience

Placing The Orb Vibrator’s plasma ball onto my or my partner’s skin is a lot of fun, and for this sensual kind of foreplay the vibrations add a really nice touch. But outside of this they are just too weak to have any kind of impact, with my clitoris barely registering them when it comes time to actually focus on orgasm. So due to this I don’t really have a preference between using the plastic or silicone at this end, with them feeling the same. Things then improve immensely when the other side is applied to my clitoris, and so I’ve essentially started thinking of dual sides of The Orb Vibrator as being an entree and a main course. The vibrations are rumbly and strong, with climax coming fairly easily, and I like being able to decide if I want to leave the plasma running or not. Yet even with this I sadly don’t think The Orb Vibrator will be used much for its vibrations after my testing is over. It’s good, but compared to my other wand massagers and clitoral vibrators, it can hardly compare. The two biggest problems causing this is firstly the shape, which really does feel like I’m trying to masturbate with a handle. The tapered end isn’t quite broad enough to feel like a wand and isn’t quite pin-point enough to feel like a clit vibe, and so it is hard to know how best to apply it to my clitoris. Plus, it is also very firm, which can make applying pressure with it uncomfortable. Finally, The Orb Vibrator also suffers from excessive residual vibrations, which make it hard for me to hold onto the toy whilst it is running, further increasing this discomfort.

Cleaning & Care

Both the Peepshow Toys website and toy’s packaging prominently advertise The Orb Vibrator as being “waterproof”. Which surprised me, considering the plasma ball. But if you actually read the fine print on both, you’ll see that this toy is only IPX6, which means it is water-resistant, allowing it to be splashed by water but not submerged. I don’t love this confusing messaging, and I’m very glad I double checked before throwing my copy into the water with all my new toys. Even with this though, cleaning is very easy since The Orb Vibrator is only for external use anyway. Simply wipe it down with some soapy water before rinsing and leaving to air dry. If a lot of fluids have gotten into the textured silicone, you may also want to go over it with a spare soapy toothbrush. Additionally, you’ll want to avoid silicone-based lubricants with this product, as they may damage the silicone it is made with.

Final Thoughts

When I was in high school I was allowed to put one “fun” item on my home study desk and I chose a plasma ball. It was the best, and when I grew up and moved out, getting rid of it was a sad day. Who would’ve thought it would come back to me all these years later as a sex toy? As soon as I saw The Orb Vibrator for the first time on Peepshow Toys’ website, I knew I had to get one for myself and find out whether it was legit. I’m thrilled to say that it is, and not only does it make for a fun novelty item, but using it across your partner’s body is such a great idea for foreplay. The fact that the vibrations aren’t the best is a shame, but I wasn’t exactly expecting much from them to begin with, especially after seeing the packaging the toy arrived in. If anything, the handle motor did actually exceed my expectations, and whilst it still doesn’t really compare to the kinds of vibrations I am used to, I think for someone unaccustomed to sex toys they would be more than happy with this. Overall, The Orb Vibrator really is such a fun and unique product, and a great way to introduce sex toys into the bedroom.

You can get the The Orb Vibrator directly from Peepshow Toys for just $73 AUD / $47.99 USD, plus use my code GRACE to get 10% OFF your total order!

Last updated: 24/7/24

Price at the time of writing: $73 AUD / $47.99 USD

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.

My favourite sex toy trend this year so far has to be the rise of the slim vibe. These kinds of toys have always been around, whether for beginners, those who struggle with penetration, or just for people who simply prefer them. But until now they haven’t really been highlighted, instead relegated to the back of the shelf just in case someone happens to ask. Not to mention that many of them have a medical, rather than pleasure, spin, and whilst there is certainly still a place for these, it doesn’t need to be the standard. Recognising this fact, brands like AROSUM, whom I spoke about in my recent guide on Vaginal Tightness, are now meeting the demand, and consumers have been showing just how hungry they were for pleasure-focused vibrators with a reduced girth. SVAKOM’s popular Cici, for instance, has been so successful that they’ve now added the follow-up model to their app-controlled catalogue, and that’s exactly what I’m going to be exploring today.

Product Description

At just 2cm / .8″ in diameter, the SVAKOM Cici 2 is the thinnest insertable toy I’ve ever used. But don’t let this fact fool you, because everything else about this product is exactly what you’d expect from a high-quality sex toy, if not more. Covered entirely in body-safe silicone, the Cici 2 is optimised for G-Spot stimulation and app-compatible, plus it boasts a huge range of inbuilt features, including a heating mode, travel lock, and memory function, just to name a few. It’s surprisingly only my second time reviewing for the US-based brand, after my 2019 post on their now discontinued Siren, but I’ve continued to keep tabs on them and have been eager to try their Cici ever since its original release. So, when they announced a new version, reviewing it was a no-brainer. Although whilst the two toys look almost the same, with the biggest difference being their colours (the original Cici is dark purple whilst the Cici 2 is light), almost all of its features and the app-compatibility is new. Which is pretty exciting considering this was already a well-loved toy before it had all of this cool stuff. With a curved head that is lightly ribbed on the inside, the 17.8cm / 7″ shaft then thins slightly before gradually ramping up to a 2.5cm / 1″ diameter. However, the intention here is that this larger girth will not be used, as the Cici 2 is only designed to have an insertable length of 9cm / 3.5″. This is because around midway down the shaft you’ll find the two buttons from which to control the toy and an area for its charging cord to plug into. Finally, the toy’s silicone is soft but firm, with the curved head being semi-flexible, and whilst it is USB rechargeable and waterproof, it is not anal-safe.

Packaging

My order with SVAKOM for the Cici 2 was placed on the 28th of June and I received it promptly on the 3rd of July. It was then mostly discreet, not mentioning the contents, although the sender was listed as “Calvista”, which is the name of SVAKOM’s Australian distributor. As for the Cici 2 itself, even though it has been five years since my last review for the brand, it seems nothing has changed with the way they package their toys, being practically identical to my Siren. Although I’m not complaining, as I loved that packaging, with it feeling very luxurious despite these being mid-range products. A mostly white minimalist box, all that features on the outer sleeve is a picture of the toy and some information on what it can do. Although a bit of a downside is that whilst I love the use of the toy’s colour behind any areas of white text on the box, with the Cici 2 being such a light purple it makes it legibility difficult, particularly on the back where the text is also very small. Removing this sleeve, you’re then presented with a white reusable storage box, which would be discreet if it wasn’t for the large SVAKOM logo, and this may then be opened up to reveal the toy presented beautifully and resting safely in foam. Also included are the Cici 2’s charging cord and manual, as well as a high-quality branded storage pouch. Finally, as with all SVAKOM products, the Cici 2 also comes with the brand’s two year warranty and ten year quality guarantee.

Charging

Charging the SVAKOM Cici 2 is easy since it is USB rechargeable. However, that didn’t stop me from being hella confused when I first went to plug it in. There is no visible hole in the toy’s silicone, and even though there is a small charging symbol on the back panel and a picture of this area in the manual, I still couldn’t figure it out. Embarrassingly, I spent a good amount of time trying to force the charger into the indent on the silicone which is clearly too small for it, until I finally figured out that the panel lifts up, revealing the hole (thankfully SVAKOM have displayed this fact nicely on their website now to help others presumably from falling into the same trap, although I got to experience this before it went live). Despite my issues, it is still a good idea, helping to keep the toy waterproof and also avoiding any fluids from getting in the hole during use since the Cici 2 has such a short shaft.

Anyway, to charge you can simply plug one end of the cord into a USB port and the other end (which is USB-C!) into the toy, with the lights under the charging port flashing during charge and becoming solid upon completion. Charging should then take two hours, with this giving you an estimated two hours of run time. Plus, the four light LED display under the charging port can also tell you how much battery your Cici 2 has, either when it is on charge, during use, or just with a single click of its main button, with one light indicating 0 – 25% charge, two lights indicating 25 – 50% charge and so on. Additionally, the toy also has a low battery alert, which is when the light flashes three times, and SVAKOM recommends charging before first use.

Controls

Whilst the SVAKOM Cici 2 can be controlled with the SVAKOM app, it still has a good level of manual control, allowing you to decide which you’d rather use. Of the two buttons, one is then dedicated solely to its heating function, and so I’ll go over that in a later section. For now, let’s focus on the main button, which features SVAKOM’s “S” logo. To activate the toy, you’ll just need to hold this down for two seconds, with success being indicated by the toy’s lights turning on and it vibrating quickly. Initially it will be in stand-by mode in case you want to connect it with the app, but otherwise you may continue pressing the button to cycle through the toy’s five levels of vibration intensity. Patterns are also then available by double clicking the button, a clever way to separate the modes, and of these there are four, all of which may also be used over the five intensity levels. When done, you can then turn the toy off by holding down the button again, although there is a bit more of a delay with the Cici 2 than most other toys, with it taking a little under four seconds to turn off from the moment you start holding down the button. In addition to all of this, the Cici 2 also has a memory function that comes into play. This worried me at first, since I typically hate memory functions, but it seems SVAKOM has actually figured out a successful way to do it. Whilst the intensity always starts at the lowest speed, it is the mode that will remain on whatever you last used, which is great if you find a pattern you love and want to stick with it. Finally, the toy also has a travel lock, which can be activated by holding both buttons down simultaneously for eight seconds, with success being indicated by the lights flashing, and deactivated by either doing the same thing or by charging the toy.

The App

This was my first time trying the SVAKOM app, so I wasn’t really sure what to expect. But I actually really loved it, and found it a fuss-free way to enjoy the Cici 2 and further enhance play. It has a good range of functions without feeling overwhelming, and the clean design makes it easy to use. Plus, I experienced barely any glitches, which is a rarity in sex toy apps. For my full thoughts, I’ve written a short review of it over at my Sex Toy App Round-Up, but you’ll be pleased to know I scored it a 4/5. As for my time using it with the Cici 2 specifically, I enjoyed being able to access a wider range of steady speeds, but otherwise I preferred to use the manual controls, as per usual.

Heating

To activate or deactivate the heating function on the Cici 2, you simply need to hold down the button with the thermometer on it for two seconds, with it lighting up when on. The shaft head will then slowly heat up to a maximum of 38°C / 100 °F. I love this added touch, as I know for me one of the biggest barriers using insertable toys is usually how cold they are, especially right now in the middle of winter. But this makes the entire head of the toy (to the point where it bends) satisfyingly warm, completely removing this worry from the equation and allowing me to enjoy the Cici 2 right from the get-go. Plus, the warmth inside is really nice as well, helping to enhance stimulation. The only real downside is the fact it does take a while, with a noticeable temperature change not being present till about 5 to 10 minutes in, so you will need to get this ready in advance, otherwise there is little point.

First Impressions

My biggest concern going into my review of the Cici 2 was its vibrations, since the main problem with having such a small body is that it leaves little room for a motor. And while there has definitely been a valiant effort on SVAKOM’s part, with the final speed in particular really trying its best, this still sadly very much the case. Not only are they fairly weak, but the vibrations contained within the thin shaft are also very buzzy, meaning they are surface level at best. The upside though is that the Cici 2 is very quiet, with the exception of that final speed, which makes it an ideal vibrator for those who need to be discreet.

My Experience

Inserting the SVAKOM Cici 2 is very easy thanks to its thin design and heated head. And even though I have a difficult G-Spot, which I feared may not work with the toy’s reduced diameter, the Cici 2 finds it with ease. Stimulating it though is another matter, and I do find that a lot of force must be applied in order to get even a small amount of the type of pleasure I get from other G-Spotters like the Njoy Pure Wand. Turning on the vibrations, these then help a little, but as soon as I add a clitoral vibrator like the We-Vibe Touch X or Doxy Bullet to the mix, I find the Cici 2 gets mostly drowned out, to the point where I sometimes forget it even has its own motor. Plus, despite my best efforts, I also find that the buttons and back panel do end up quite messy after use, especially when I’m trying to reach for my G-Spot. But, even with all this, I still had a good time with the Cici 2 and some great orgasms, and so whilst it may not compare to my other (larger) vibrators, I imagine that this would still be an absolutely wonderful toy for anyone who needs or prefers a smaller girth, for whatever reason. Additionally, I also couldn’t help but try this toy out on my clitoris, as the head is really the perfect size for it. And despite the buzzy vibrations, I actually really enjoyed it like this. While it won’t be replacing my other clit vibes anytime soon, being able to quickly switch between using the Cici 2 internally and externally really added a whole other dimension to the toy, and since this is also advertised as a beginner’s toy, it is a great level of versatility to have.

Cleaning & Care

Cleaning the SVAKOM Cici 2 is easy since it is waterproof. Simply throw it in some warm soapy water when you’re done and give it a wash. Since it’s highly likely fluids will have also gone in the indents around the buttons and the back panel, you’ll also want to scrub these over with a spare toothbrush. Next rinse, and then leave the toy to air dry before returning to its storage bag. Additionally, please be aware that this toy is not compatible with silicone-based lubricants, as they may damage the material it is made of.

Final Thoughts

Those who use slimmer toys deserve to have fun too! And I’m so glad to see SVAKOM delivering exactly that with their Cici 2. Filled with a great range of features, from a fuss-free app to a satisfyingly cosy heat mode, this toy didn’t hold back, and it is easily just as high-tech, if not more, than other G-Spot vibrators on the market. My concerns about its memory function were unfounded, with the US-brand finding a perfect way to balance it, and little details like the LED battery display, travel lock and charging port cover all showed a real commitment to quality and the user experience. Unfortunately though there is one actual problem with making a great slim vibe, and that is fitting in a motor that is still powerful. But even though SVAKOM didn’t solve this, I still had a really good time using the Cici 2, and that’s compared to my collection of premium sex toys. So for someone who doesn’t have access to these kinds of products, whether because of their size or another factor, I can only imagine how amazing the Cici 2 would be. Of course, another thing that makes this toy so great is its price tag, because for all of these features, an app, and that luxurious packaging, you’re probably expecting this to go for the big bucks. But instead the Cici 2 is actually very reasonable, dare I say cheap if you manage to get it on sale. Overall, the SVAKOM Cici 2 is a welcome addition to my collection, and the beginning of a trend I hope to see continue!

You can get the Cici 2 directly from SVAKOM for just $138 AUD / $89 USD!

Last updated: 9/8/24

Price at the time of writing: $138 AUD / $89 USD

This post was sponsored by SVAKOM, but as always, all opinions are my own. 

For such a cute sex toy, the OSUGA Cuddly Bird sure had a lot of drama attached to it. So much so that when I reviewed it back in 2021, I had to do a deep dive into figuring out who actually made this toy, something you think would be easy. Luckily, it just so happened to be the brand I had agreed to review it for, and since then it has been a pleasure to watch OSUGA flourish, despite what could have very easily been seen as a regrettable venture into the sex industry for the Chinese company. Rather, they’ve continued to push the boundaries when it comes to mixing aesthetics with pleasure, and I’m always amazed at the unique designs they release. So, when they recently got back in touch and asked if I wanted to review their quirky new Flow vibrator, I was immediately hooked.

Triple Stimulation?

The OSUGA Flow is a triple-stimulator. This is a term I don’t hear very often and usually refers to a product that stimulates the anus, G-Spot and clitoris, as opposed to a normal dual-stimulator that just provides pleasure to the last two. But the Flow clearly isn’t intended for anal play, and with the website offering no further hints (or barely any information about the toy), I went into this review still unsure what OSUGA were on about. When it arrived, I was then very surprised to find out that they are actually referring to the urethral opening. I’ve never seen a vaginal sex toy even mention the urethra before, and I suppose if you use that logic then many dual-stimulators also provide vibrations to this area. But since I haven’t actually felt any kind of sensation here before, I just dismissed it as a marketing tactic rather than an actual feature and moved on with my review. In fact, I wrote the entire first draft of this post and tested the toy multiple times before I realised just how much OSUGA had doubled-down on it. Because if you pay close attention to the instructions and the “how to use” animation on their website, you’ll notice that what I thought was the toy’s clitoral arm is actually intended for the urethra, whilst what I thought was the handle is designed to rest against the clitoris. I definitely feel like OSUGA have done a bad job of communicating this fact, as I must have read over the instructions, packaging and website around ten times in preparation for my review (since I was already finding the Flow so confusing) before I finally put two and two together.

Product Description

Even without the triple stimulation confusion, the OSUGA Flow’s unusual shape is a clear hint that all is not as it seems with this toy. Rather than having the small external arm facing towards the internal arm like a typical rabbit, it instead points towards the buttons (causing me to repeatedly get confused about which side is which). The whole thing is then rather small and features a broad curve, reminding me of toys like the SenseMax SenseVibe and Womanizer DUO. An entirely unique trait, though, is the concave sides of the G-Spot arm, a design choice that helps to reinforce the toy’s namesake, with lines that flow from one end of the toy to the other. The bulbous but pointed handle / clitoral arm then features two raised buttons, and on the other side of this you’ll find the OSUGA logo indented in the silicone and metal plates for the magnetic charger to connect to. The Flow is silky smooth and very flexible, with a small amount of squish, and comes in three colours, purple (which is what I have), pink and white. Plus, it is also USB rechargeable, body-safe and waterproof. Finally, another factor that makes this product stand out is the way it is intended to be used, as OSUGA have designed this toy especially for edging play and multiple orgasms, with its unique Rest Mode being akin to an autopilot setting.

Packaging

My order for the Flow was placed with OSUGA on the 1st of July and I received it promptly on the 4th. Unfortunately, whilst OSUGA was not listed as the sender, the contents were listed as “Flow Rabbit Vibrator” on the box, making it sadly not discreet. The box for the toy was then similar to what I received with the Cuddly Bird even though it’s been a few years. Almost entirely white on five sides, with the brand name and silhouette of the toy debossed into the front, it is both minimalist and somewhat discreet. On the back things are then a bit more normal, providing plenty of information about what the toy can do, as well as a QR code that is half covered by a scratchable area, allowing you to verify the product after purchase. Pulling from the side, the front then opens up to reveal the Flow resting safely in foam. This can then be removed, and under it is an accessories compartment that includes a plain high-quality storage pouch, instruction manual, and charging cord. In addition, the OSUGA Flow also comes with a one year warranty.

Charging

Charging the OSUGA Flow is easy since it is USB rechargeable. Simply plug one end of the cord into a USB port and the other end will connect magnetically to the metal plates on the toy. Unfortunately though the connection strength isn’t the strongest, so you do need to be careful how you place it down to ensure it stays charging. Plus, there is no information available about its charging times or battery length, other than a statement on the box that says “long battery life”. This is frustrating and the sort of exclusion of details that makes me concerned. But so far I have not had the toy die on me since my initial charge, which means it cannot be too bad. When on charge the indicator light between the buttons will pulsate, becoming solid once the battery is full. Plus, when the battery has less than 10% charge left, this light will flash.

Controls

The first time I tried the OSUGA Flow was before I had properly read the toy’s instructions. This is a regular part of my reviewing process, allowing me to see how intuitive and user friendly a toy is, and it’s been quite some time since I’ve been as confused as I was trying the Flow. So you’ll definitely want to have the instructions with you the first few times you try it. This all comes back to its unusual edging design, with the toy offering two modes: Boost Mode and Rest Mode. Boost Mode, which is controlled via the button with the power symbol, is essentially just the traditional method of controlling a vibrator, despite the name. To turn it on, all you need to do is press it once, which will place you on the lowest steady speed. You can then continue clicking to cycle through four steady speeds and seven patterns, and once done you can hold it down to turn it back off. The toy’s two motors, which are located within the G-Spot arm and the clitoral arm, with the urethral arm working off the residual vibrations, are thus controlled together, and sadly cannot be operated independently. Rest Mode, on the other hand, is much more like an autopilot mode. Turning it off and on is the same as Boost Mode, and at any time you can switch between the two modes by pressing the corresponding button, which for Boost Mode is a rotation symbol. This then has four settings you can flick between, and they are essentially slowed down patterns, with the vibrations slowly coming and going like waves so that they may gently massage you. Overall, once I read the instructions I understood how to use the OSUGA Flow a lot better, but something that would have really helped, and would continue to, was if the symbols on the buttons actually related at all to what they are supposed to do. Additionally, the OSUGA Flow also has a travel lock, which can be activated or deactivated by pressing both buttons simultaneously for 1.5 seconds (a much shorter time than most, making it more likely to unlock itself accidentally).

First Impressions

I’ve already spoken a lot about my first impressions of the OSUGA Flow. But yes, my time with it has been almost entirely filled with confusion. Between the misunderstanding of the urethral stimulation and the confusing controls, there were points where I had no idea what was going on with this product. At one point, I even started to think it had rotations due to the symbol on Rest Mode’s button! Another reason for this was due to the noises it makes when on, for which I have nicknamed it Ghost Mode. Why? Because it 100% sounds like it has been possessed and is haunting me during use, and also kinda like it is rotating. Outside of all this, I have been very impressed with the vibrations, which are super rumbly and deep. It is, however, loud, and I suppose that is one upside to Rest Mode’s odd noises, since at least they are quieter in comparison and sound less like a traditional vibrator. But overall it does mean that this isn’t the best toy if you need to be discreet.

My Experience

Whilst I’ve always been intrigued by sounding toys, never once have I considered my urethra when it comes to my own pleasure. Hell, I’m not even certain exactly where it is located! So I really had no idea what I was getting into with the OSUGA Flow, but I figure if this was some kind of special stimulation point, I would have felt something, or at least heard about it, at some point in my almost ten years of sex toy reviewing. Plus, like I mentioned earlier, I tried this toy twice before even realising it was supposed to be used in this way, just naturally placing the protruding arm on my clitoris. Anyway, inserting the Flow, I can immediately tell that it is too shallow to hit my G-Spot. I could probably get it if I could angle it just right, but because the start of the shaft is hollow (one of my all-time least favourite traits on any G-Spot vibrator) I am entirely unable to place any force on it. Not that it would really help me, because it would mean sacrificing any clitoral contact. And this is thankfully where the toy shines. Placing the tip of the handle to my clitoris and leaving the urethral arm to rest just under this, it feels like the Flow is giving my vulva a long, satisfying hug. This makes it perfect for hands-free play, as all I need to do is close my legs to keep it in place. Turning the vibrations on, I am then able to fully enjoy how rumbly they are, and even though my G-Spot is mostly left out, rocking the Flow back and forth still creates a wonderful sensation that is highly orgasmic. Although when it comes to my urethra, unsurprisingly I cannot really feel anything except perhaps a little tingle, which is vastly outshined by the stimulation happening everywhere else.

In addition, I also tested out Rest Mode and tried edging with the Flow. I am a big lover of edging in particular, and have spoken about it frequently at the blog, often critiquing toys on how well they work with it. According to OSUGA’s instructions, the Flow is intended to be started in Rest Mode in order to get you in the mood, then switched to Boost Mode to reach climax, removing and reinserting it frequently throughout to edge, before putting it back in Rest Mode to help you relax before going for your next orgasm. I tried this out and actually really enjoyed it, although it seems much more directed at bringing about multiple orgasms than anything else. Using Rest Mode whilst edging makes a lot more sense than removing it, and I particularly love that it is instant, with function delays usually being the biggest problem I have when it comes to edging. So for both this and multiple orgasms, Rest Mode is a win for me, even with those sounds.

Cleaning & Care

OSUGA seems confused about whether the Flow is waterproof. It is listed as such on the box, and it also notes the toy is IPX7, which means it is protected against immersion for 30 minutes at a depth of up to one metre. But the instructions state “avoid immersing … it’s waterproof but not suited for strong jets or deep water over 30cm”. This doesn’t make any sense and is very confusing, especially considering the IPX rating. So for those being extra cautious, I would recommend you treat the Flow as only water-resistant, but personally I have been immersing it and had no issues so far. To clean, you’ll then want to wash it over with some soapy water, before rinsing and leaving to air dry. You can then return it to the storage bag it came in for safe keeping. Plus, make sure to avoid using silicone-based lubricants with this product, as they may damage the material it is made out of.

Final Thoughts

The OSUGA Flow is a good sex toy. But my experience has been far from it. And this ultimately comes down to the way OSUGA’s marketing team has failed to clearly communicate its features, which in part feels like it is because they themselves aren’t quite sure what this toy is. The first red flag is the website, which has barely any of the information I usually look for when it comes to buying a sex toy, such as battery length and whether it is waterproof. But instead of those questions being answered upon receiving the product, things just got weirder. And whilst I admit much of my testing was hindered by the fact that I clearly misunderstood the nature of the Flow, I don’t feel like I’ve done something wrong as a reviewer, because not only is part of my process going in blind (because let’s face it, most people don’t closely read the instructions before using a toy), but I also then put substantial effort into figuring it out and still didn’t get it until after I had written my first draft of this review, something that should not be a requirement to enjoy a sex toy. If we ignore all of this though, I did have a really great time using the OSUGA Flow and many, many orgasms. It may not have paired perfectly with my G-Spot, and my urethra was unprepared for so much attention, but the rumbly vibrations on my clitoris made it a match made in heaven for hands-free play. Plus, whilst the ghostlike sounds of the Rest Mode confused me at first, I really appreciated this function for both edging and multiple orgasms. Thankfully for you, dear reader, I’ve done all of the hard work, since if you have read this far into the review then you will now be able to enjoy the Flow knowing exactly what it is made for and how to use it. So with that in mind, I do recommend the Flow for any edging-lovers looking for a dual-stimulator. But, for all of the poor souls who don’t visit my website, I really implore OSUGA to update the listing on their website ASAP to help clear up all of this confusion!

You can get the Flow directly from OSUGA for just $181.50 AUD / $119.99 USD, plus use my code 24PP to get 20% OFF your total order!

Last updated: 16/8/24

Price at the time of writing: $181.50 AUD / $119.99 USD

This post was sponsored by OSUGA, but as always, all opinions are my own. Affiliate links have been used in this post.

Bullet vibrators are, in my opinion, the most important sex toy there is. And, if I could, I would gift one to everyone. Why? Well, as much as I love using wand massagers and clit suckers, they aren’t essential. But during PIV sex, I honestly don’t know where I would be without a trusty bullet. Not to mention that bullets can be enjoyed anywhere by anyone (just not anally!), and are also often necessary additions for so many other toys, from butt plugs and G-Spot vibrators, to grinders and harnesses. Because of all this, I tend to go through bullets more frequently than other types of sex toys, and I always have at least three in rotation next to my bed in case batteries are running low the moment the mood strikes. Yet, somehow, it has now been over two years since my last bullet review, and so I was thrilled when Peepshow Toys offered to send me the new BMS Swan Maximum Bullet for review.

The Brand

Before we jump in, I want to first take a moment to introduce the brand, who I cannot believe I haven’t reviewed for before! Canadian owned and operated, BMS Factory CEO and founder Steve Bannister first entered the industry in 1983, and since then BMS has become one of the industry’s biggest manufacturers of adult goods. If you don’t recognise the name, that’s because their toys are typically sold under one of their many product lines, including Leaf, Palmpower, Pillow Talk, and, of course, Swan. How I’ve managed to avoid reviewing for them in the almost ten years I’ve been doing this I don’t know and is entirely by chance, although I often think that I have considering one of the very first toys I ever reviewed was inspired by their classic Swan Wand design. Speaking of Swan, I will say I am surprised that this is the product line the Maximum Bullet falls under, considering previous releases all have a very distinct look, with bright pink silicone and organic-looking shapes. But, since I think it’s been awhile since Swan has had a new release, I am more than excited by this new direction.

Product Description

At first glance, the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet is very much the classic bullet. But there are very subtle choices that differentiate it from similar toys on the market. Firstly, it is a little bigger than usual, both lengthwise and widthwise, although not so much that I would think this’ll struggle to work with bullet compatible products. Plus, whilst it has that classic lipstick-style flat face at its tip, this is quite rounded rather than having a hard edge like on the We-Vibe Tango X. Speaking of the Tango, whilst both toys are made of ABS plastic, the Maximum Bullet feels very different, with the shiny surface being silky smooth with almost zero grip, as opposed to the Tango and many other bullets that have more of that normal plastic feel. The Swan logo can then be found at the base of the toy, and just after this is a strip of rose gold plastic, which also features some textural decals to help you identify this area by touch. Finally, at the very end you’ll find the magnetic plates for the charging cord to connect to and not one, but two buttons in which to control the Maximum Bullet. Available in two colours, pink and blue, I am then absolutely obsessed with how bright and unusual for a sex toy the blue is, and this vibe is also fully waterproof, USB rechargeable, and body-safe.

The one exception to the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet looking like a standard bullet is its aptly named Comfy Cuff. Another invention of BMS that comes with the Maximum Bullet (and looks like it may also be available for individual purchase at select brick-and-mortar stores), this ring is simple yet ingenious. Thick, squishy, and made of silky smooth body-safe silicone, the idea here is to provide a protective barrier for your fingers to avoid them being tired out from the toy’s residual vibrations. Plus, it also aids grip and can be used as a buffer on your clit if you are just starting out with sex toys or get overstimulated easily. Not to mention that it stops the Maximum Bullet from rolling away like other bullets do when they’re placed on an uneven surface! It comes in the same colours as the toy (as well as black if you manage to track it down individually), and being stretchy means that whilst it may come with the Maximum Bullet, it can also be used on other bullet vibrators, which is a pretty great deal. I, for one, have been enjoying it on the Doxy Bullet, although I have found that it doesn’t work too well with the We-Vibe Tango X due to that toy having its controls on its shaft.

Packaging

My order for the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet was placed with Peepshow Toys on the 1st of June and I received it on the 11th. The package was then 100% discreet, with no mention of the sender or the contents. As for the packaging of the toy itself, I wasn’t really sure what to expect since this is my first BMS product, but as they are such a large manufacturer I didn’t have high expectations compared to a lot of the smaller brands I work with. So I was pleasantly surprised when I was presented with such a high-quality and attractive little box. Featuring a picture of the Maximum Bullet on the front and plenty of information on what it can do, this blue box (the pink bullet comes in a pink box) is well designed and opens from the side magnetically, revealing the toy and the words “Let my power consume you”. Also included are two branded storage pouches, one being a plastic zip-lock style and the other being a fabric drawstring pouch, a charging cord, an instruction manual (which also includes information on Swan’s one year warranty), a thank you card with a small message from the founder, and a small note on charging times, so you can get straight into it. Overall I’m completely blown away by all of this, which goes above and beyond what I am used to receiving with sex toys, especially from non-luxury products like this.

Charging

Charging the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet is easy since it is USB rechargeable. Simply plug one end into a USB port, and then the other end can be connected magnetically to the metal plates on the bottom of the toy. The magnetic connection is then fairly average, not being the strongest I’ve seen nor the weakest, although one thing BMS have done to avoid any potential disconnection issues is provide an extra long cord. At roughly 155cm / 5′ in length, this is well over double the length I’d expect a cord for a toy like this to be, and I was super surprised by it. Plus, another element that impressed me with the cord is that not only does the BMS logo feature on the USB end, to make it easy to identify, but the Swan logo is also included on a small tag. Charging then takes 2.5 hours to provide an estimated 2 hours of use (according to the instructions, Peepshow Toys list it as four hours!), with the Maximum Bullet’s light turning on during charge and then turning off to indicate completion. Additionally, BMS recommends fully charging the Maximum Bullet before first use, and charging it at least every three months to prolong the battery life.

Controls

The BMS Swan Maximum Bullet has two arrow-shaped buttons at its base, which is unusual for a bullet vibrator as they typically feature just one here, whilst fancier versions, like the We-Vibe Tango X and Hot Octopuss AMO, will sometimes feature two or more on the side. So my immediate impression was one of concern, since it might be hard to accurately press and differentiate the buttons in such a small area. However, with one button being much larger, both in width and height, my fears were quickly set to rest, as it is easy to tell the difference between the two, even without looking at them. Not to mention that they are both easy to press, responding with a satisfying click, which is more than I can say for most toys. To turn the Maximum Bullet on, you simply need to press either button, with the toy responding by turning on its light and placing its vibrations at their lowest intensity. You can then hold down the large arrow to increase the speed, whilst holding down the smaller button will lower it again. These vibrations gradually increase rather than having defined “levels”, but if I had to say a number then I would say the Maximum Bullet has around 10 levels, with it taking 7 seconds to reach its maximum intensity. It’s also worth noting that the toy’s light will flash when the speed is increasing and then remain solid once the top level is hit, which is really helpful to know as I often struggle to tell when my Tango X (which uses a similar incremental system) has reached its max. And, as you may have noticed, no patterns are included on the Maximum Bullet, which is a positive for me but may be a dealbreaker for some. Then, to turn off the toy you can either press the smaller arrow or press both arrows together, with the vibrations turning off instantly. I like this system as too often there are delays with toys turning off, and once the toy is at its maximum speed it’s almost impossible to press just the small arrow, so having an alternative method in being able to press both instead is very smart. Finally, the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet also has a travel lock. This may be activated and deactivated by holding down both buttons for four seconds or until you feel the toy vibrate quickly twice, and it will also unlock once it has been fully charged.

First Impressions

I’ve heard great things about the vibrations in other BMS Factory toys, particularly the Pillow Talk Sassy and PalmPower Extreme. So whilst my expectations were higher than they’d usually be for a new brand, my lofty standards combined with the Maximum Bullet’s low price worried me. But, as I’ve already mentioned, I was immediately impressed upon receiving the toy due to its packaging and small touches like the long charging cord, and that is something that continued as I turned it on for the first time. Extremely high-powered, this is without a doubt the most powerful bullet vibrator I have ever tried. My current two favourites, the We-Vibe Tango X and Doxy Bullet, it leaves in the dust, and I quickly realised that the Comfy Cuff wasn’t included because BMS were being nice, but because it is necessary. And whilst things do get buzzier as the speed increases, as is normal with vibrations, overall the Maximum Bullet retains its rumbly-nature fairly well. Plus, somehow the noise level is also on the lower end, being slightly louder than the Tango X and quieter than the Doxy Bullet, and between this and the fact that it can be turned off instantly, this toy may be a promising option for those who need some extra privacy.

My Experience

I always use sex toys a minimum of three times when I test them, and due to the sheer number of toys I go through every month, typically toys don’t get used more than that. If I really like something, then I’ll place it into my bedside drawer rather than into storage at the end of the review, and then it’s just down to whether I actually grab it when the mood strikes. But the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet has already been used far more than three times. In fact, you might have noticed that I got this toy all the way back in June, which was six months ago. Well, the truth is that I’ve been using it since then, with the Maximum Bullet being my behind-the-scenes companion for all of my reviews during that period that were in need of some clitoral stimulation. Because if it wasn’t clear enough from all the praise I have showered on it so far: the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet is my new favourite bullet vibrator. The powerful yet rumbly vibrations literally bring a tear to my eye, and feel more like a wand massager than a bullet vibrator to me. Plus, whilst a big part of my love for the Doxy Bullet (my previous favourite) was to do with its return to simplicity, everything about the Maximum Bullet has been so well thought-out that I don’t mind the changes they have made to the classic bullet design. Compared to the Doxy, the vibrations are stronger and have a far greater range, the small shape is more familiar and ensures it’ll fit with bullet compatible toys, and the lower noise level actually allows for discreet use. Although I will note that even though the Comfy Cuff helps hugely with the toy’s residual vibrations, they are still more prominent than holding the Doxy Bullet from its base when both toys are at their highest speeds. Another thing is that, like any plastic or metal bullet, the Maximum Bullet doesn’t play too nicely with hard penetrables, such as the metal Njoy Pure Wand, and so for that and times when I want a gentler touch, I’ll probably still go with my beloved We-Vibe Touch X instead.

Cleaning & Care

Since the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet is fully waterproof, cleaning it is easy. Just wipe it down with some warm, soapy water, and then rinse. After this you can leave it to dry, and then return it to either of its storage bags. Being plastic, you can also use any lubricant you want with it, although be careful to not get silicone-based types on the silicone Comfy Cuff.

Final Thoughts

When I announced that the Doxy Bullet was the most powerful bullet vibe I’d tried back in 2022, it made sense. Not only is that toy made by the same people who make the amazing Doxy Massager range, but it is also big! And even my very limited understanding of vibrator engineering knows that a bigger motor equals stronger vibrations. So when I agreed to review the mid-range BMS Swan Maximum Bullet, which is only slightly bigger than the average bullet, I obviously didn’t expect much. Yet now I’m saying that this toy is more powerful than the Doxy Bullet?!?! I don’t know what kind of magic this is, but I am here for it. That being said, my love for this toy is to do with so much more than just vibrations. From the high-quality packaging and the accessories, to the Comfy Cuff and the easy-to-use controls, every aspect of this toy has clearly been considered and tested, and I could not be more impressed. Really the only potential issue here is that the Maximum Bullet does not come with patterns, and whilst this is a positive for me, I can understand that this is an important feature some people enjoy that is missing. Overall though, I cannot recommend this toy more, especially to those who previously passed on the Doxy Bullet due to its noise level.

You can get the BMS Swan Maximum Bullet from Peepshow Toys for just $79 AUD / $49.99 USD, plus use my code GRACE to get 10% OFF your total order!

Last updated: 18/12/24

Price at the time of writing: $79 AUD / $49.99 USD

I received this product in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.